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Celebrities seem to gravitate towards a name that comes equipped with a look of confusion when they’re uttered. Check out our ultimate list of ridiculous celebrity baby names.

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1. Lil’ Kim

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Lil’ Kim’s daughter is named ROYAL REIGN.

2. Ciara & Future

Calvin Klein Collection - Backstage - Milan Fashion Week Menswear Autumn/Winter 2014 Source:Getty

Ciara and Future’s son is named FUTURE ZAHIR.

3. Pharrell Williams

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Pharrell and his wife, Helen’s son is named, ROCKET MAN.

4. KimYe

'PUNK: Chaos To Couture' Costume Institute Gala Source:Getty

5. Andre 3000

VIBE Music Festival - Day 2 Source:Getty

Andre’s son with Erykah Badu is named SEVEN SIRIUS BENJAMIN.

6. Kim Zolciak

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Kim’s son’s name is KASH KADE BIERMANN.

7. Beyonce & Jay Z

'China: Through The Looking Glass' Costume Institute Benefit Gala - Alternative Views Source:Getty

Bey and Jay’s bundle of joy is named BLUE IVY.

8. Shannyn Sossamon

63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival - Variety Celebrates Ashok Amritraj - Arrivals Source:Getty

Shannyn’s son is named AUDIO SCIENCE.

9. Gwenyth Paltrow

amfAR's Inspiration Gala Los Angeles - Arrivals Source:Getty

Gwenyth’s daughter is named APPLE and MOSES.

10. Frank Zappa

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Frank takes the cake. ALL of his kids have crazy names. You have DWEEZIL, AHMET, DIVA MUFFIN & MOON UNIT.

11. Geri Halliwell

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Geri’s daughter is named BLUEBELL MADONNA.

12. Rob Morrow

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Rob’s son is named TU SIMONE AYER MORROW.

13. Jason Lee

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Jason’s son is named PILOT INSPEKTOR RIESGRAF-LEE.

14. Holly Madison

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Holly’s daughter is named RAINBOW AURORA ROTELLA.

15. Uma Thurman

An Alternative View - The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival Source:Getty

Uma’s daughter’s name is ROSALIND ARUSHA ARKADINA ALTALUNE FLORENCE THURMAN-BUSSON.

16. Jamie Oliver

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Jamie’s son is named BUDDY BEAR MAURICE OLIVER.

17. Penn Jillette

'All Star Celebrity Apprentice' Finale Source:Getty

Penn’s daughter is named MOXIE CRIMEFIGHTER JILLETTE.

18. Alicia Silverstone

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Alicia’s son is named BEAR BLU.

19. Jermaine Jackson

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Jermaine’s sons’ name is JERMAJESTY & JAAFAR.

20. Spike Lee

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Spike’s son’s name is SATCHEL LEE.

21. Bob Geldof

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Bob’s daughters are named PEACHES HONEYBLOSSOM, LITTLE PIXIE and FIFI TRIXIBELLE.

22. Ving Rhames

'Mission: Impossible III' New York City Premiere - Arrivals Source:Getty

Ving’s daughter is named REIGNBEAU RHAMES.

23. Erykah Badu

Erykah Badu Source:Getty

Erkyah’s first child with Andre 3000 is SEVEN SIRIUS and her second is MARS MERKABA.

24. Lisa Bonet & Jason Momoa

Screening Of Sundance Channel's 'The Red Road' Source:Getty

This happy couple’s son’s name is NAKOA-WOLF MANAKAUAPO NAMAKAEHA MOMOA.

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