Stacey Dash is about as not normal as they come but for the sake of her new scripted web series titled “Stacey Dash Is Normal,” we’ll contemplate the notion. The 46-year-old starlet made a name for herself with roles in classic films, such as “Clueless” and “Mo’ Money.” She is disgustingly beautiful and with each blink of her lashes, her fame grows. We’ve seen Dash as a single lady and witnessed her roam the hills of Beverly but we’ve never seen her play a character so close to her actual self!

The trailer for her new project that she co-created, “Stacey Dash is normal,” hit the Internet over the weekend. NecoleBitchie called Stacey’s role “an over-the-top, more emotionally conflicted version of herself who must visit a therapist in order to figure out her life. After watching the clip, I’m not so sure if it’s exaggerated. I mean, I just thought that’s how she normally acts.

Anyhoo… The trailer is fun and I do plan on watching, but what intrigued me the most, were ratchet quotes like “There’s your s***, s*** nazi!”

Here’s the 7 best quotes from the trailer:

“There’s your s***, s*** nazi!”

“I was watching ‘Charlie Wilson’s War the other night, I masturbated to Phillip Seymour Hoffman. I imagined him shoving my face into a pillow while he pounded me from behind. I mean what is that?”

“What were you, blazing with Dora The Explorer you stupid b***?

“Look at you, you’re like a young Hillary Clinton”

“If I wanted this nig-nog bulls*** I would have hired…”

“I don’t give a s*** about your clarity, get the f*** out of my house.”

“I don’t give a s*** what you believe, who the f***do you think you are? Get the f*** out”

So all that Mitt Romney tom-foolery was preparing us for this…Well played Stacey. Well played!

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