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Let’s stop pretending that we can only talk about sex tips, tricks, and toys on Valentine’s Day and your anniversary. Vibrators are more likely used for a party of one. But still, a girl can dream, can’t she? So, if you’re looking to treat yourself, here are 13 crazy-expensive sex toys that you could buy, instead of settling your college loan debt.

1. The Diamond Vibrator: Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and now they can also be her friend with benefits. Over 18 carats, 117 diamonds total, to be exact. [Maison Victor, $60,000]

2. The “Little Steel Tonight” Vibrator: This solid steel vibrator is graffitied with song lyrics to “Let’s Do It Again” and 28 black diamonds. Bonus: if you buy the toy, you get the track for free! So, I guess it actually costs $1,999. [$2000, JimmyJane.com]

3. Betony Vernon’s Silver Nipple Clips Collier: Feel the pinch in your wallet too. [$2,800, Coco De Mer] GET MORE DETAILS BELOW THE GALLERY!

4. The Telescopic Whip: Six hundred bucks outta whip it real good. [$590, Agent Provocateur]

5. Betony Vernon’s Spanking Paddle: If I saw this in an art museum I’d think it was a raw, powerful work. [$1,700, Coco De Mer]

6. The “Inez” Vibrator: 10G’s and it’s only gold-plated? Well, it is rechargeable, so just think of all the dough you’re saving on batteries. [$10,500, Lelo.com]SEE THE REST HERE!
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  • http://www.blackplanet.com/naughtia74/ naughtia74

    all of these are must haves i enjoy toys with my mates rather it’s male or females toys can bring da spice back into one’s bedroom love HB simlply love it!!!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Asia_Lady/ Asia_Lady

    I need me #1 on that list hahaha :)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/candy_apple_blk/ candy_apple_blk

    can I take number 4 for 600 Alex

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/momono3/ momono3

    All I wanna know is, who designs these things? I wonder how many times folk come to clean out grandma house after the funeral and find toys all over the place?

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CaliFemme23/ CaliFemme23

    Ummmm, diamond studded vibrator? I have a diamond ring and I cut my hip real good one day pulling up my jeans….I can only imagine what that sucker would do to my precious walls!
    But before I pay over 35 bucks for a FAKE wang, its probably about time I call one of these airhead dudes I know…

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/jazzwatch/ jazzwatch

    I understand why many ladies buys these things for stimulation, but I also feel that their guys aren’t SASSIFYING them…maybe they need to tell them, (or afraid to to blast their egos), or go find a better Vlassic pickle. and size and performance are 2 difference things……

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CaliFemme23/ CaliFemme23

    Jazzwatch, Not at all bruh….Women dont buy these things when men arent doing their ‘job’ simply because a toy can NEVER take the place of a man. It’s just quick fix, self absorbed pleasure. Those times when you really dont want to consider anyone else’s needs..
    ;-)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/momono3/ momono3

    LOL, callifemme and jazzwatch, I think both of you are right!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/freelancepimp/ freelancepimp

    That’s why I love being a man. It doesn’t cost that much to just jack off when I “dont want to consider anyone else’s needs” :D

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/jazzwatch/ jazzwatch

    I fell you Califemme23. I’m glad I’m not wasting ANY yuppy bucks buying crap to pleasure myself; just give me a HOTTIE with beauty, booty (like yours) and brains and I’ll be SASSIFIED…..and the ladies should do the same, but the adult book stores knows they could SUCKER people buying such crap (I only like the male G-strings myself there, but haven’t been in one in many years ;) )

    Thank you, momono3, glad you cosigned, HOTTIE one ;)…………..

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/jazzwatch/ jazzwatch

    $60.000 for a vivrator??? WTF??!!! I rather buy a home or 10 Ford Tauruses SMH..
    As far as that damn paddl;e you can pick one up cheap at your local flea market in YOUR town for a few bucks-sheeesh…..

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MyEyezAdoreU/ MyEyezAdoreU

    for those prices the big O better be instant and often. Shoot, I can pay an escort for less and have the real deal………and change. lol

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  • http://www.blackplanet.com/theprencess/ theprencess

    Jazzwatch, while I’m sure some women do purchase sex toys because their partners aren’t “doing their job”, it’s more likely because a lot of women still don’t know what the need and like and therefore cannot convey what they need to their partner. I counsel women to explore their own bodies so that they know what feels good to them and what they need in order to orgasm. I then teach them how to convey their findings to their partners. Bedroom toys are enhancements to a good sex life and can keep the spark and spice alive. Passionatedivaparties com

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