Funeral services have been set for the late Joan Rivers, the comedic legend, pioneer and resident foul-mouthed jokester, who died September 4, at 81-years-old, after going into cardiac arrest and falling into a coma shortly after getting vocal chord surgery. Her funeral will be held Sunday at Temple Emmanual-El in Manhattan. The formal details about the service are not yet known, but Joan did leave a message of how she wanted her life to be celebrated when this time came.
Rivers wrote a book called “I Hate Everyone…Starting With Me,” and in it, she talked a lot about death, her love of funerals and her hate for picking out caskets–among other things–and detailed how she’d like her funeral to play out. Spoiler alert: Beyonce is a part of Joan’s funeral plans and it’s amazing! Here’s what she said:
“When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything’s in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action … I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing ‘Mr. Lonely.’ I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé‘s.”
This is the role of a lifetime for Meryl Streep and let’s hope Beyonce donates some of her signature fans!
Check Out This Gallery of Beyonce’s Hair Blowing The Way Joan Wants Hers To At Her Funeral: