Funeral services have been set for the late Joan Rivers, the comedic legend, pioneer and resident foul-mouthed jokester, who died September 4, at 81-years-old, after going into cardiac arrest and falling into a coma shortly after getting vocal chord surgery. Her funeral will be held Sunday at Temple Emmanual-El in Manhattan. The formal details about the service are not yet known, but Joan did leave a message of how she wanted her life to be celebrated when this time came.
Rivers wrote a book called “I Hate Everyone…Starting With Me,” and in it, she talked a lot about death, her love of funerals and her hate for picking out caskets–among other things–and detailed how she’d like her funeral to play out. Spoiler alert: Beyonce is a part of Joan’s funeral plans and it’s amazing! Here’s what she said:
“When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything’s in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action … I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing ‘Mr. Lonely.’ I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé‘s.”
This is the role of a lifetime for Meryl Streep and let’s hope Beyonce donates some of her signature fans!
Check Out This Gallery of Beyonce’s Hair Blowing The Way Joan Wants Hers To At Her Funeral:
1. Beyonce's Hair Has A Mind All Its Own
There's so much to love about Beyonce, so in the midst of counting all the ways, I decided to give her highly coveted hair the spotlight. From her signature hair flip on stage to her simply moving her golden tresses from her shoulder, I am obsessed with King Bey's mane. And after checking out her best hair moves, you will be too!
2. You'll Never Be Able To Recreate This Move
Go on...try it. And report back after you leave the hospital.
3. The Snap Back
Bey's coif is the thing dreams are made of.
4. The Ultimate Accessory
Hair is the ultimate accessory but when Bey accessorizes the ultimate accessory, I'm like, "OMG!"
5. The Infamous Diva Fan
She doesn't even have to really try. Bey's fan is always ready to blow her beautiful tresses in such a heavenly way.
6. Pump Up The Pompadour
All the single ladies are always trying to recreate this signature move.
7. Caress Your Tresses
No one can stroke their hair in such a well-choreographed way.
8. I'll Teach You
Beyonce barely moves as her hair upstages Lady Gaga's imitation of one of her signature moves.
9. The Signature Move
Watch & learn.
10. My Ponytail Is LAID
Ponytail on shoulder? CHECK. That's all the choreography Bey needed for this shot. Yas pony, WORK!
11. Do Not Try This At Home
You'll more than likely end up in a neck brace and trying to reattach your tracks.
12. The Hair Fluff
Beyonce's luxurious locks will put yours to shame and all she's doing is fluffing them!
13. Does Your Hair Laugh At Jokes?
Beyonce's does and it's glorious.
14. Beyonce's Hair Breathes
Don't believe me? Just watch.
15. Shake Them Curls!
Does it look this fab when you're straightening your collar? Didn't think so.
16. Beyonce's Hair Works It, Even When She Hulahoops
I know you're probably not looking at her hair right now, but challenge yourself. I know you can do it!
17. Short Hair Don't Care
Bey's cut never stopped her hair from providing you with LIFE!
Have you ever...in all your life...witnessed a headbang so epic?
19. Oh...A Duet?
Beyonce's hair doesn't always steal the show. It likes working with others too. And by others, I mean her bootay.
20. Super Bey
Even at her most powerful, Beyonce's hair still shines.
21. Just Look At Those Coils
Bey's hair might give you life, but it feels like her hair actually has life!
22. Watch It Bounce
Mesmerizing, isn't it?
23. It's Contagious
Check out the background dancers showing off what they learned from Bey.
24. Even With Short Hair
Beyonce will serve you and you will deal.
25. How Could One Simple Touch...
be so beautiful?!
26. Beyonce's Curls
are utterly magical.
27. Even When Beyonce Goes Ratchet
Her hair stays classy.
28. YESSS BEYONCE, GIVE ME LIFE!
29. All She's Doing Is Fixing Her Hair
And she makes that look choreographed.
30. Bey's Signature Fan Blows Back Her Tresses
And amazes all those who can look directly at her.
31. The Patented Look Back
Just watch the span of Bey's tresses as she turns.
32. Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh
How many times did you try to recreate this walk & hair flip?! I'm doing it right now.
33. And You Get Some Hair, And You Get Some Hair
Beyonce gives a whole new meaning to "Reach out and touch."
34. Bouncin' & Behavin'
This girl. Those curls.
35. No One Tosses A Pony Tail Like Bey
36. Head Of Fire
Beyonce's hair has it's own soul. No really.
37. Your Hair Flip<Beyonce's Hair Flip
How does her hair always know where to perfectly fall into place?!
38. Don't You Dare Touch The King's Tresses
Peep the look Bey shoots to her right.
39. Golden Girl
I'm sure Beyonce's hair is where all her secret powers live. Look at these golden tresses!
40. The Swing To End All Swings
She's putting you under her spell. Watch the hair, then the hands.
41. Ever Got Your Hair Stuck In Your Coat?
Bet you didn't look like this when you got it out!
42. Itchy Scalp?
Next time you go to"pat your weave, ladies," channel your inner Bey.
43. Bey's Braids
Were short-lived, but inspired women everywhere to give box braids another moment.
44. In Order To Effectively Hair Flip...
one must make sure they thrust forward and pull back swiftly. Let's try. 5-6-7-8...
45. When I Need To Get The Curls Out Of My Face...
I look like this too. No, really.
46. When Your Hair Is In The Way
Just give it a flick, like so.
47. About That One Pesky Curl...
Nevermind. It's perfect.
48. Double Bounce
Bey's booty shaking creates a beautiful bouncing effect for her waves.
49. Even Beyonce's Hair Gets Excited
Wouldn't you too if you were this close to her?!
50. I Can't Stop Watching Bey Stroke Her Hair
How many times did you watch this one?
51. Beyonce Loves A Good Curly Moment
I bet the texture is like cashmere, which is why she can't keep her hands out of it.
52. The Ponytail Toss
It wouldn't be an Ode to Bey's hair without a good old fashioned ponytail toss!
53. Her Curls Breathe
Look closely. You know you see it.