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1. Searching For Help On Google

It all started when I needed to Google, “Why Am I Single,” (don’t ask) and then Google’s automated service started populating alternate endings to the “Why am I…” request and I couldn’t help but giggle at the things that were popping up. Then my mind started turning–I wonder what else people search for in order to get help from Google.

Check out these quick and HELPFUL Google searches.

2. How To Live…

It’s amazing that people need to know how to live like Jesus. Maybe Kanye’s been searching this one!

3. Why Am I…

I’m always tired, so I might need to click on that “always tired” link.

4. How…

I figured folks are always on the prowl for answers to questions that start with “how,” but I would have never guessed they needed instructions on how to lie!

5. Why…

I think it’s a well-known fact that “why is the sky blue” is constantly an ask. But there’s a ton of women scorned out here who need to know why men cheat? WHY?! http://bit.ly/1j7nIWz

6. Who…

So people are not only obsessed with mystery artist, Banksy, but self-esteem weighs in heavy here as people want to know who unfollowed them on social media.

7. What…

Besides the random viral song and people wondering what the heck an IP address is, President Obama‘s got some ‘xplaining to do!

8. When…

Looks like people need help figuring out when to work. It’s simple–when you want to. Or maybe it isn’t. I might need to Google this.

9. Where…

People need help finding themselves. No, really.

10. Can I…

I guess people don’t need help in this category. Unless they need to know if they can run it.

11. When Will I…

I’m not sure if people realize that Google cannot tell them about their own deaths, but hey, it’s worth a search!

12. I Need Help…

Needing help and going to Google are synonymous. Seems like weightloss is the name of the game.

13. What Am I Supposed…

I thought this verbiage was extremely desperate and the results…well, yeah. People need help.

14. How…

Don’t judge me. I didn’t clear my cookies before I did this search, but the results were so laughable, I thought I’d be transparent and show you what I was looking for. Don’t judge me.

15. How Can I…

We’re all about the all mighty dollar. It does indeed make me holla honey boo boo.

16. How To Gain…

Somewhere, there are skinny women out there, wondering how to gain weight. I’ve got you covered on this one twig-like ladies.

17. Tips For…

Jesus though? Jesus. What kinda…you know what…just keep searching. I’m sure whoever is looking for tips for Jesus has life figured out.

18. What Does It Mean…

Google is the king of interpreting. Whether it be a cryptic text from your man or you’re trying to decipher a dream, Google’s got you.

19. Why Can’t I…

This is another phrase that’s born of desperation. The recession is still very real, and then, there’s the loveless.

20. How Do I…

Looks like people need to know a thing or two about breaking it to someone easy. Isn’t that sweet?!

21. Advice On…

I kept it simple with this search and it seems the broader theme here is that life be hard and we all could use some pointers. And then, there’s marriage.

22. Help Me…

Besides the Pix11 superstar who helps sad, sad individuals who need backup, people just need HELP, either to lose their mind, or coping with being poor.

23. How Will I…

Beyond the late, great Whitney Houston’s dance classic, people want to know about how they will die.

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