As women we all want to “preserve the sexy,” at all cost. One day, you will have to become “a human being” in your relationship with bodily functions and all; I know it sucks–right! If not, there will be a time when the lights are low and sex is in the air then, BAM, something creeps out –literally. There is no where to hide, so you envision being caught in a bear trap and gnawing off your left ankle, which has to be less painful than the embarrassment you feel at that very moment. You need to escape with a mad dash, anywhere –away from there, while your boyfriend is probably pretending not to smell anything because the mystery is gone in a big way.
Every woman has to decide what she is comfortable with in her relationship, although some say that your relationship is not legitimate until the bodily function flood-gates open. I say that timing is everything so here is a chart to help you try and roll those “unfortunates” out slowly:
Check out these hot celebs that “in our head” never, let it rip: