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While many of us were knocking back brews and slurring our words on St. Patrick’s Day weekend, a man named Kyle Hunt from Massachusetts was developing a movement–The White Man March, “an international day for independent pro-White activism,” which was intended for oppressed White men in America to demand their rights and fight back against “diversity,” or what Hunt calls it, “White genocide.” Let that sink in. Could Hunt be confusing “White genocide,” for “White privilege?”

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As a card-carrying member of the “white pride movement,” Hunt says that White people are “discriminated against, mocked, displaced, and violently attacked, all of which amount to White genocide.”

Vice scored an interview with Hunt, but I’ll spare you all the boring and misinformed quotables. This was by far the shiniest gem from Hunt’s interview:

“I would like to see freedom of association restored, so that White people can choose to live in White communities and White countries, which should not be seen as “supremacy” since we would not be ‘oppressing’ anyone else. In general, I would like to stop the ongoing policies of White genocide, which say that there can be no all-White countries anywhere, and there can be no all-White areas within the confines of those formerly all-White countries.”

Hunt’s march was evidence enough to know that no one cares, as only about 10 people showed up. But perhaps the best result of Hunt’s march was the birth of the hashtag #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns:

Now this is how you successfully parody something that was supposed to be serious, but was utterly ridiculous from the start. Please show me the receipts where White people are suffering through genocide in America. I’ll wait. When you are the majority and your idea of diversity means that your race is obliterated, then you have a screwed up understanding of what diversity truly is. Hunt says, “We are struggling against the deliberate extermination of our race by an alien elite that has hijacked almost all of our institutions.” Now what now?

I am willing to learn a lesson, no matter the subject matter. Here’s my biggest takeaway from Hunt’s skewed way of thinking: not all pro-White people are Klansmen, Neo-Nazis or Skinheads. Hunt says, “Whites are so ‘privileged’ and ‘well-represented’ in our society that we aren’t even able to organize as White people, advocate for our interests, and have pride in ourselves. If a group of white people does stand up for its race, they are automatically called racists, bigots, Neo-nazis, white supremacists, haters, and a slew of other pejoratives intended to discredit them. All of the others races, except White people, are able to have pride in their heritage and form groups exclusive to their people. Why can’t we?”

See what Hunt doesn’t understand is that, White people can meet up whenever and however they want. But if the point of those meetings is to discriminate against another race or wax poetic how everyone from Blacks to Jews is oppressing them.–the majority–that’s when things get laughable. You can’t be the wolf and cry wolf. Thanks Twitter, for understanding where the punchline is.

White Man March’s Manifesto:

We will make it clear that we will not sit idly by as our race is discriminated against, mocked, displaced, and violently attacked, all of which amount to white genocide, according to the United Nation’s own definition of genocide. This is why one of our big messages, which will be displayed on many large banners, is ‘DIVERSITY” = WHITE GENOCIDE.’ These banners will spread the message to the public at large in the most effective way possible. This “diversity” agenda is being directed at white countries (and only at white countries) with various programs to ensure that there are less white people at schools and in the work force, which is unfair and discriminatory, taking away money and opportunities from the White citizens. ‘Diversity’ is a codeword for White Genocide.

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