Happy birthday, Purple Rain! | Jezebel

Bar Rafaeli does a super hot cover for Esquire | Esquire

Miley Cyrus, Max Azria, and WalMart? Sounds hellish. | WWD

If you care about the Jonas Brothers, or at least care about laughing at them, you’ll enjoy this | Dlisted

Riding a motorcycle butt a** naked has GOT to hurt. | CityRag Read more about Did You Hear About This? 6.3.09

The KKK’s going for the kids now. Great. | Jezebel

Apparently Paris was supposed to get the face full of nuts. How…unfamiliar? | Dlisted

Dude cuts off penis to spite his parents. How this made sense to him, we’ll never know | USA Today

Lindsay Lohan has to eat to get paid. Womp, womp. | Hollywood Rag

Lisa Bonet heads out with the younguns | The YBF Read more about Did You Hear About This? 6.1.09

Rest in peace, Butt Hole Road | Towleroad

For being like a million years old, Pam Anderson’s still got it! | Dlisted

British reality show star gets the s*^t beaten out of her. Bloody pics! | MediaTakeOut

Demi Moore’s missing a tooth! | Popeater

Palin baby daddy Levi Johnston is apparently popular enough for a publicist now. | Jezebel Read more about Did You Hear About This? 5.26.09

EWWWWWW, PARIS! | Holy Moly

Has Britney finally gotten that bikini body back? | Egotastic

That chick from 90210 is like the new Benjamin Button | Hollywood Tuna

Did Prince steal Rihanna’s haircut, or vice versa? | TMZ

THIS is why you should spell-check your tattoos before you get them | Celebslam Read more about Did You Hear About This? 5.21.09

Act Surprised: Amy Winehouse drinks her way to the hospital | Dlisted

Act Surprised Again: Lady GaGa was mistaken for a hooker | Holy Moly

Someone roughed up Simon Cowell’s girl | Rolling Stone

Just in case you haven’t seen enough of Paris Hilton’s parts | Hollywood Tuna

Why does Brooke Hogan have a new single? Why? (site NSFW) | DrunkenStepfather Read more about Did You Hear About This? 5.20.09

Jessica Biel thinks she can’t get jobs cause she’s too pretty, not cause she’s a sucky actress | Dlisted

Are Kate Hudson and A-Rod making the beast with two backs? | Page Six

Well if you were some no-name dating Mel Gibson, you’d let him knock you up too | MSNBC

You can buy tickets to see Carmen Electra get (almost) naked now, if you’re interested | People

Forget jewels – Victoria Beckham needs to lock up her bags! | Daily Mail Read more about Did You Hear About This? 5.19.09

Coko’s crazy fingernails: a moving retrospective | FourFour

Janice Dickinson is really, really, REALLY drunk | Dlisted

If you’re standing in Spain, you’re breathing cocaine | MSNBC

Fergie likes cats, and I’m not talking felines | Dlisted

Good thing Jimmy didn’t get shot in REAL life! | Rhymes With Snitch Read more about Did You Hear About This? 5.18.09

Khloe Kardashian? That’s YOU?! | MediaTakeOut

Megan Fox is bisexual? | IDLYITY

Tyra dumps Paulina from ANTM…on her birthday! Not nice. | E!

Meagan Good’s nip slip isn’t anything to write home about, but you might still be interested | Gossip Jacker Read more about Did You Hear About This? 5.13.09

Way to let yourself go, Kelly Clarkson. | Dlisted

WE’VE SPOTTED A GHOST! Oh. Wait. It’s Christina Aguilera. | Lossip

Is Dennis Rodman broke, or just really tacky? | Rhymes With Snitch

Pretty sure this isn’t the idea Marilyn Monroe had in mind… | Hollywood Tuna

AAAAAH! NAKED OLD WOMEN! (don’t worry, it’s safe for work) | Celebitchy

Quentin Tarantino? In heels? Uhmmmm…. | I’m Not Obsessed Read more about Did You Hear About This? 5.12.09

Some seriously tacky baby bumps | Jezebel

Is Harry Potter doing it with a tranny? | Perez Hilton

Amy Winehouse is so, so, SO wasted during this performance | The Blemish

We’re seriously hoping Lindsay Lohan’s not actually  preggos | Dlisted

Shirley Jones is 75. And she might pose for Playboy. | Salon Read more about Hot Gossip: 5.11.09