Happy birthday, Purple Rain! | Jezebel Bar Rafaeli does a super hot cover for Esquire | Esquire Miley Cyrus, Max Azria, and WalMart? Sounds hellish. | WWD If you care about the Jonas Brothers, or at least care about laughing at them, you’ll enjoy this | Dlisted Riding a motorcycle butt a** naked has GOT […]

The KKK‘s going for the kids now. Great. | Jezebel Apparently Paris was supposed to get the face full of nuts. How…unfamiliar? | Dlisted Dude cuts off penis to spite his parents. How this made sense to him, we’ll never know | USA Today Lindsay Lohan has to eat to get paid. Womp, womp. | […]

Rest in peace, Butt Hole Road | Towleroad For being like a million years old, Pam Anderson‘s still got it! | Dlisted British reality show star gets the s*^t beaten out of her. Bloody pics! | MediaTakeOut Demi Moore‘s missing a tooth! | Popeater Palin baby daddy Levi Johnston is apparently popular enough for a […]

EWWWWWW, PARIS! | Holy Moly Has Britney finally gotten that bikini body back? | Egotastic That chick from 90210 is like the new Benjamin Button | Hollywood Tuna Did Prince steal Rihanna‘s haircut, or vice versa? | TMZ THIS is why you should spell-check your tattoos before you get them | Celebslam

Act Surprised: Amy Winehouse drinks her way to the hospital | Dlisted Act Surprised Again: Lady GaGa was mistaken for a hooker | Holy Moly Someone roughed up Simon Cowell‘s girl | Rolling Stone Just in case you haven’t seen enough of Paris Hilton‘s parts | Hollywood Tuna Why does Brooke Hogan have a new […]

Jessica Biel thinks she can’t get jobs cause she’s too pretty, not cause she’s a sucky actress | Dlisted Are Kate Hudson and A-Rod making the beast with two backs? | Page Six Well if you were some no-name dating Mel Gibson, you’d let him knock you up too | MSNBC You can buy tickets […]

Coko‘s crazy fingernails: a moving retrospective | FourFour Janice Dickinson is really, really, REALLY drunk | Dlisted If you’re standing in Spain, you’re breathing cocaine | MSNBC Fergie likes cats, and I’m not talking felines | Dlisted Good thing Jimmy didn’t get shot in REAL life! | Rhymes With Snitch

Khloe Kardashian? That’s YOU?! | MediaTakeOut Megan Fox is bisexual? | IDLYITY Tyra dumps Paulina from ANTM…on her birthday! Not nice. | E! Meagan Good‘s nip slip isn’t anything to write home about, but you might still be interested | Gossip Jacker

Way to let yourself go, Kelly Clarkson. | Dlisted WE’VE SPOTTED A GHOST! Oh. Wait. It’s Christina Aguilera. | Lossip Is Dennis Rodman broke, or just really tacky? | Rhymes With Snitch Pretty sure this isn’t the idea Marilyn Monroe had in mind… | Hollywood Tuna AAAAAH! NAKED OLD WOMEN! (don’t worry, it’s safe for […]

Some seriously tacky baby bumps | Jezebel Is Harry Potter doing it with a tranny? | Perez Hilton Amy Winehouse is so, so, SO wasted during this performance | The Blemish We’re seriously hoping Lindsay Lohan‘s not actually  preggos | Dlisted Shirley Jones is 75. And she might pose for Playboy. | Salon

Wait – so Tyra Banks ISN’T a bigheaded bitch? | E! Doesn’t matter – Idris Elba still has the hots for her | Gatecrasher Jordan Sparks is still alive and doing stuff. We know you were wondering. | ICYDK Octomom almost drops one of her 37 kids. Click to find out which one. | Celebitchy […]

Act surprised: Paula Abdul was addicted to painkillers. | MSNBC Now THAT is a fierce side-eye | Crunk + Disorderly Kim Kardashian can help you get into your jeans by Friday | Jezebel Salma Hayek hits the beach | Guanabee