Hombres, Chinese Steel & Putin’s Puppet: Twitter Hilariously Reacts To The Best Moments From The 3rd Prez Debate was originally published on globalgrind.com
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.@realDonaldTrump The constitution was created solely by white men like yourself. No wonder you want to protect their beliefs. #debatenight
— Jackée Harry (@JackeeHarry) October 20, 2016
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"I have tremendous justices. Judge Judy. Judge joe Brown. Phenomenal judges." #debatenight #debate2016
— Mark Critch (@markcritch) October 20, 2016
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SOFT TALKIN DONALD MAKIN HIS DEBUT! WHISPERIN PRO-LIFE EVER SO GENTLY #debatenight
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) October 20, 2016
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Love Hillary's fake laugh. #debatenight
— Larry Wilmore (@larrywilmore) October 20, 2016
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Oh my gosh I cannot wait to not vote for this man #debatenight
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) October 20, 2016
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"We're going to get rid of all the drug lords," he says while sniffing like a drug dog at Miami International. #debatenight
— shauna (@goldengateblond) October 20, 2016
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"Made with Chinese steel." #debatenight pic.twitter.com/bsentYMg9O
— Ava DuVernay (@ava) October 20, 2016
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You spoke too soon, @Timodc. The sniffling has started. #debatenight
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) October 20, 2016
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No sniffs. Low energy. Someone didn't get his bump. #Debatenight
— Josh Comers (@joshcomers) October 20, 2016
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"Bad hombres" at 9:22 pm. That's a moment. #debatenight
— Brian Fallon (@brianefallon) October 20, 2016
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'We have to keep the drugs out the country. Especially the cocaine. Please. Please get rid of the cocaine. Help me?' #debatenight
— Gav (@miracleofsound) October 20, 2016
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Bad hombres! First dog whistle. #debatenight
— Larry Wilmore (@larrywilmore) October 20, 2016
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He literally just plugged his hotel. #ChineseSteel #debatenight
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) October 20, 2016
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*sniff billion dollars* #debatenight
— Trump Sniff 👃 (@TrumpSniff) October 20, 2016
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We're gonna do this ..we're gonna do that..... #debatenight pic.twitter.com/rHAIukqO1o
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) October 20, 2016
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Please go back to the puppet talk. #Debate
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 20, 2016
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"I only had 1 side of fries @ Arby's and the scale says I gained 2 pounds that's IMPOSSIBLE..SCALES RIGGED!" #TrumplifeQoutes #debatenight
— Jay Pharoah (@JayPharoah) October 20, 2016
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Women who disagree with you aren't "nasty". In this case, they are what is known as "right". #debate
— Jim Himes (@jahimes) October 20, 2016
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Kayleigh McEnany is quoting Rush Limbaugh like it is the 1990's. I wonder what Alf thinks too. #debate
— W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) October 20, 2016
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Is anyone else watching the Comedy Sho-
— Noah (@noahcent) October 20, 2016
I mean
The end of Americ-
I mean
The #debate
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Are you a bad hombre or a nasty woman? #Debate
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 20, 2016
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A surprise closing statement. It makes total sense that we would end these debates like a reality show. #debate
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) October 20, 2016
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I'm drinking so much wine right now. #birbigly #debate
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) October 20, 2016
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I once wrecked my finger muting on @AroundtheHorn. I'd have no fingers left here. #debate #MuteFingersTurnedTwitterFingers pic.twitter.com/S998gfYGHy
— Tony Reali (@TonyReali) October 20, 2016
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Now all I want is for Alec Baldwin to win an Emmy for his impersonation of Drumpf just to see DT go completely berserk #Debate #ThisIsTheEnd
— Liddle Lamzy Dive Bar (@saucissonsec) October 20, 2016
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Who's drunk from taking shots every time the orange one leans into the mic and says "Wrong"?#Wasted#Debate
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) October 20, 2016
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AS A HUMAN I AM APPALLED AT HOW FAR MY COUNTRY HAS FALLEN BUT I BET A WOLF WOULD BE THRILLED TO SEE THE THIN VENEER OF HUMANITY FALL #DEBATE
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) October 20, 2016
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Spinning like a rotisserie chicken...#debate
— Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) October 20, 2016
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Donald never misses a chance to tell us all how "stupid" we are and how smart he is. #debate #yeahright
— Julián Castro (@JulianCastro) October 20, 2016
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"What ever happened to the element of surprise?" is also Trumps defense for sexually assaulting women. #debate
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) October 20, 2016
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No matter what you think about voter fraud we can all agree The Apprentice definitely didn't deserve an Emmy. #debate
— Arnie Niekamp (@misterarnie) October 20, 2016
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Cool cool excited for civil war #debate
— Leah Spigelman (@leahspig) October 20, 2016