Bill Clinton tries it so much, he should run triathlons. He tries it so much if he were a rapper, his name would be Sir Try-a-Lot.
When Bill Clinton goes to a restaurant, and the server says, “Sir, we suggest you try…” Billy goes, “Let me stop you right there. I already have.”
He tries it, y’all.
And every morning, he dusts himself off and tries again—Aaliyah. So while stumping for his wife and presidential candidate Hillary Clinton Friday night, the nation’s “first Black president” wanted a Memphis crowd full of Black people to know that they’re not any Blacker than him, and neither is President Barack Obama.
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“Unless your ancestors, every one of you, are 100 percent, 100 percent from sub-Saharan Africa, we are all mixed-race people,” he said.
But he wasn’t done. Why? Because he’s Bill Clinton and he does what he wants. And what he wants to do is keep gotdamn trying it.
More from The Post:
Clinton credited Obama for doing “a better job than he has gotten credit for,” but chided the current president for doing little to end Washington gridlock.
“A lot of people say you don’t understand — it’s rigged now,” he said. “Yeah, it’s rigged now because you don’t have a president that’s a change-maker.”
HRC is allegedly walking around calling Bill Clinton her “secret weapon.” The South Carolina primaries will prove whether or not Black people in the South are still in love with the nation’s “stand-in for first Black president.”