This is definitely a wtf.
Toya Wright’s estranged husband, Memphitz, is wanted in connection with a robbery at a car wash, according to Atlanta Journal Constitution.
Mickey “Memphitz” Wright, of Atlanta, had his white Jeep Wrangler cleaned Thursday afternoon at Club Corners Car Wash on Medlock Bridge Road, according to Johns Creek police. He paid the $30.50 charge and left, but he returned minutes later and demanded an employee return his weed, police said.
“Your life or my weed,” Wright said, according to the employee in the police report.
The employee told Wright he didn’t have the marijuana and Wright produced a pink and black handgun, according to the police report. Wright then spoke with the business manager and reviewed surveillance footage. Wright’s actions were also captured on the business cameras, police said.
Witnesses also reported that Wright left the business once again, but returned, this time demanding the employee’s phone. Another staffer called 911, but Wright had left again by the time police arrived.
The stolen cellphone was traced to a shopping center, where Memphitz’s jeep was parked. The vehicle was impounded, but Wright was not located.
Police obtained arrest warrants for Wright, charging him with armed robbery and aggravated assault on Friday, and he is still not in custody.
I have nothing witty to say about this one. Memphitz sounds like a disturbed individual who needs serious help.