Karrine Steffans wants you to know that she is tired of her husband mooching off her, and is not really impressed with his peen either!
The former video vixen turned best-selling author married a dreadlocked mystery man last year, and clearly is not happy with the union as she took to Twitter to put him and his peen on blast!
Karrine said that she is tired of her husband driving her car, and misses the luxurious lifestyle that she’s used to. She said his peen was the smallest she had ever seen (well didn’t you see it before you tied the knot?) She went in on his skills in the bedroom and admitted she can’t stand the sight of him anymore. And the kicker…she said that she cheated on him with his favorite rapper, OUCH! Wonder who that could be??? Could it be another dreadlocked tatted rapper???
Check out her twitter rant below:
Sometimes, in relationships, the pleasure is all theirs. Alone, I am a superhero. With you, I am a mere mortal. You deplete me. I’m tired of being your upgrade. We are not equally yoked. You really deserve someone more basic. I’m tired of pretending your mediocracy is okay with me. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss G650′s. I’m tied of pretending you’re not a burden.I’m tired of pretending I don’t deserve a f-cking BOSS! I’m tired of you driving my car. Stop telling me you love me as if you’re doing me some sort of favor. I don’t need you to love me. I love me. I’m tired of pretending like you shouldn’t be intimidated by the other men in my life. Cuz you should. I’m tired of pretending as if I support your bullshit dreams. I’m tired of pretending your d-ck isn’t the smallest d-ck I’ve ever seen in my life. Cuz it is. I’m tired of pretending your favorite rapper didn’t just beat it up on Friday. I’m tired of paying for everything.
I’m tired of you taking all this sh-t for granted as if you ever deserved any of it. Give me my Mac back. For real tho. I’m tired of washing your wack ass clothes. I hate your whole face. I’m tired of acting like the sex is good.I hate when you roll all the way over onto my side of the bed to hold me. I’m over here for a reason. Did I mention I’m tired of paying for everything? Okay.I’m tired of giving you the game.I’m tired of pretending you’re anything more than a bum. I should’ve just hired you as a cook and kept it moving. I’m tired of congratulating you for accomplishing minuscule sh-t. I’m tired of you begging
I’m tired of moaning when I can’t feel anything!I’m tired of having to think about someone else to get off. I’m tired of having to lock my phone when you’re around.I’m tired of taking showers with you. Can I get a moment! Damn! Yes. He’s better than you. Next question. All night. ‘Til 6 in the morning. Next question.Yes. And I didn’t have to pay for none of it. Next question. Presidential suite. Next question. About 10 inches. Next question.69. Next question. Like a boss. Next question. B***s deep. Next question. I’m tired of having to pretend you’re not the 3rd worst decision I’ve ever made.
Karrine must’ve had a change of heart, she later tweeted the following: