Getting the hang of this online dating thing, but don’t know exactly what to say to your paramour? Well, Twitter is the newest way to e-stalk your friends and crushes, but how do you express your feelings in such a fast-paced online social environment? YourTango has come up with 21 funny things you can say to the person you like without looking like a total dunce. Check out a few below.
- Be my date and I’ll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.
- I’m twitterpated with you.
- I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
- If Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
- You’re so hot, you must have more followers than @aplusk
- Your twitters make my heart flitter.