Golden, Countess, Elise Neale, Paula Jai, Lisa Wu, and Char (kind of) got back together for part one of the Hollywood Divas Season 2 Reunion Special, to throw more shade and discuss unresolved issues aka The White Sistas.
The White Sistas Still Ain’t Coming Out
Lisa and Elise got into it over Elise, Paula and Forrest trying to cut the rest of them out of the The White Sistas deal. Paula and Lisa then got into it because Paula accused Lisa, Golden and Countess of trying to cut them out of the deal. So, basically, The White Sistas still ain’t coming out, and we’re all tired of them talking about it. There, it’s settled.
Countess May Have Seen Ray J’s Peen
The host asked Countess if “she saw on Ray J what Kim Kardashian saw on Ray J.” Countess played coy, started playing with her hair, and said, “I can’t remember, that was back in the day.” Hopefully it ain’t so.
Char Jackson Is Still Auditioning
Char Jackson came on a little later for like two seconds, and revealed that she and Lisa Wu squashed their beef. I’m guessing Char’s brief appearance on the show was her audition for a full time role…snooze fest.
Elise’s New Love
Elise Neal has a new boo and she doesn’t plan to letting any of us meet him. Five dollars says he’s at least 20 years younger than her.
Paula Jai Parker Is The Grandmother Of Bootleg Plastic Surgery
Paula Jai Parker says she got booty injections, and that she had been getting backroom plastic surgery before girls thought it was cute. She says she started getting plastic surgery at the turn of the century, and that’s she’s a founding mother of it. Mmkay.
Maybe that’s where all those previous checks were going.
Speaking of Paula…
Paula and Forrest are still crazy. We knew this, though (as per the memo from Captain Obvious). Forrest was invited on stage, I guess to help Paula clear their names about shady dealings surrounding The White Sistas. I tuned them out, but Paula did offer up a nice phrase that will probably be on t-shirts tomorrow: “Don’t come for me without a condom, because I’ll f–k the s–t out of you!”
We’ll be left hanging until next week, though.
‘Hollywood Divas’ Recap: Forrest And Paula Jai Ratchet Up Their Re-commitment Ceremony; Elise Gets Really Shady