Teyana Taylor is somewhere staring in the mirror at her glorious body and laughing at Rihanna‘s latest attempt at being an exotic dancer. Ri Ri debuted her mediocre stripper moves in new video “Pour It Up” and as much as we love her wild ways, even we have to admit the visuals are ridiculously raunchy (and not in the good Joseline Hernandez “Shotz” way).
Ri Ri’s been teasing the video via her Instagram page over the last couple of days. We prepared for the worst (as in the booty shakiest of the shakiest) but we weren’t ready for her to go straight Lil Kim. But foolish us. At one point, we laughed as she twerked in her denim thong while straddling her throne.
For such a beauty and sexually-aware female, Rihanna doesn’t own her sexy, it owns her. You don’t have to simulate masturbating to be sensual. Lesson learned.
Rihanna Hairstyles We Wish She'd Rock Again
1. Rihanna's Elvis-inspired tressesSource:Getty Images 1 of 10
2. Regel in Red!Source:Getty Images 2 of 10
3. Oh those bangs, though.Source:Getty Images 3 of 10
4. The pixie cut works on everyone (I think!)Source:Getty Images 4 of 10
5. Can we be blunt? We love this!Source:Getty Images 5 of 10
6. The perfect bobSource:Getty Images 6 of 10
7. An ode to Halle BerrySource:Getty Images 7 of 10
8. Asymmetrically may never get old!Source:Getty Images 8 of 10
9. Does anyone remember this look?Source:Getty Images 9 of 10
10. When no one knew who she was? Love it!Source:Getty Images 10 of 10
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