Flush Your Own Toilet

Mary Jane knows how to prep for a late-night rendezvous. Before she gets physical with a fella, she makes sure to freshen up. She can do it in a matter of minutes!

However, she’s not quite so efficient when it comes to the post-sex clean-up. To her credit, she attempted to pick up her lover’s clothes after one night of romance, but then she got distracted by his wedding ring. Likewise, few would blame her for opting to toss her vomit-covered sheets in the trash instead of in the washing machine.

While she may be able to defend her actions in the above instances, there’s little excuse for leaving dirty condoms lying around the house after intercourse. That’s exactly what Mary Jane did and her maid was none-too-pleased. Post-sex cleanup should most definitely be handled by the participants. It’s comparable to flushing your own toilet. Handle your business.

5 Lessons Learned from ‘Being Mary Jane’  was originally published on s2smagazine.com

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