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So…all the now adults who grew up on The Muppets are still traumatized by the Miss Piggy/Kermit breakup. Even more devastating is the fact that Kermit now allegedly has a new girlfriend. He’s said to be dating a pig named Denise, and really, she just looks like a fake Miss Piggy.
Kermit, how could you!
Anyway, Denise is the head of marketing at ABC, and she got dragged mercilessly on social media. Here are some of the best reactions to Kermit’s new girl:
https://twitter.com/crissles/status/638795848365776896
https://twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU/status/638805203228209152
https://twitter.com/raesanni/status/638802969614544896
https://twitter.com/XavierDLeau/status/638810159343661057
https://twitter.com/FeministaJones/status/638805699712151553
https://twitter.com/INeedJa_Kadeeja/status/638803751344697344
Kermit claims that he and Denise aren’t dating despite reports to the contrary, and posted the following statement to his Facebook page:
While I prefer to keep my personal life private, this is Hollywood, so who am I kidding? It is true that I am dating again. However, at this time no one woman–pig or otherwise–is my official “new girlfriend.” We are simply close friends.
Whatevs, that’s what they all say. We still don’t like her.
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