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As if our body image issues as teenagers and adults wasn’t enough already, someone decided that bald babies weren’t beautiful, and should have full heads of hair to be “cute.”

Which brings us to Baby Bangs, headbands with hair attached to make your child more… stylin’ and profilin’.

What the hell?

Of all the things I’d like to say about this, I believe I am, for the first time, rendered speechless. Since when did babies need a ton of hair? They’ll grow it later! Ugh.

Would you give your baby a wig or weave? Let us know!

And speaking of things that don’t work on kids, THIS is also a money waster!

And if you’re not trying to get pregnant at all, be extra careful when you do THIS!!!!!

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