Wedding Excuse #1
It’s your ex’s wedding.
Wedding Excuse #2
You haven’t spoken to the bride or groom since middle school.
Wedding Excuse #3
You don’t think the couple should get married and are seriously considering raising your hand during the “Does anyone object…” portion of the ceremony.
Wedding Excuse #4
You got the invitation months after the rest of your friends. Hellooo, B-list invite.
Wedding Excuse #5
You’ve already been to the bride’s or groom’s first, second and third weddings.
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