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9 Reasons Why Beyonce Shouldn’t Have Kids

By Iliana Rabun-Wood November 18, 2009 12:28 pm

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First Bey and Jay didn’t want kids and then they did and now they don’t. Either way the thought of Beyonce having kids could be a very scary thing. Here’s 9 reasons why Beyonce shouldn’t have kids just yet:

*Disclaimer: I don’t hate kids or moms. I applaud and admire every mother out there and if you’re a mom, by default you are fierce!

1. Hips Don’t Lie

Bey currently has all the right curves in all the right places and knows how to work it. I’m afraid that if she pops out a kid those hips aren’t going to bounce back.

2. Career Suicide

Babies can be notorious career killers. Just take a look at Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera. What are any of them doing now??

3. Biological Clocks

Jay-Z is the one turning 40 this year, not Beyonce. She’s still in her 20s and has plenty of time to have kids and Jay won’t start shooting blanks for decades. Bey should focus busting out some more hits instead of babies.

4. Ugly Kid Potential

Little camels. That’s all I have to say.

5. Does Beyonce Look Like A Mom?

Considering her new video for “Video Phone” just came out and has her twerkin’ it, does she even look she’s ready to trade in a stiletto for a binky?

6. No More Leotards

What will Bey do for nine months of not being able to wear a one piece???

7. We Don’t Want A Dereon Baby Clothing Line

Could you imagine suiting up your kid in some Dereon? No child should have to endure that, ever.

8. Sasha Fierce >>> Mommy Fierce??

After popping out a kid will Beyonce continue singing “Diva is the female version of a hustler” or will Sasha Fierce go into hiding so Mommy Fierce can come out? Watch out, “All The Single Babies” might actually become reality.

9. This Will Confirm Jay And Bey Actually Have Sex

Gross!

TAGS: Beyonce, children, jay-z
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  • sexidee28
    sexidee28
    11-22-2009 4:03 am

    did the author of the POS get paid for this, because i can write superficial b.s. on a website if that’s the case. if and when beyonce is ready to have kids i’m not sure she’ll consider any of these stupid reasons.

  • PrettyNPinkLdy
    PrettyNPinkLdy
    11-22-2009 2:14 am

    Folks don’t know the main reason for those wide hips…..for baring children!! her figure would only get better if she had little ones!!

  • don_cortino
    don_cortino
    11-21-2009 10:36 pm

    THEY NEED TO MAKE SOME BUSINESSES,SO WE CAN HAVE SOME JOBS,TALKING BOUT BABIES AND SHYT,TWO POWERFUL PEOPLE SHOULD DO ALOT MORE THINKING,JAY Z FUNNY LOOKIN ASZ SHOULD RUN FA PRESIDENT AND BEY SHOULD BE FIRST LADY,MUSIC IS POWERFUL,BELIEVE THAT,$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  • dottie_03
    dottie_03
    11-21-2009 8:37 pm

    lolz

  • masculine31
    masculine31
    11-21-2009 2:27 pm

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • darl
    darl
    11-21-2009 12:25 pm

    THIS WHY AFRICAN AMERICANS ARE ALWAYS BEHIND BECAUSE WE DONT SUPPORT ONE ANOTHER. THIS COUPLE IS SHOWING OTHER YOUNG BLACK PEOPLE THAT ITS COOL TO BE IN A LOVING BLACK RELATIONSHIP. THERE BOTH BLACK AND RICH AND MARRIED. TO ME THIER AN EXAMPLE FOR THE BLACK YOUTH

  • sexy_red_1987
    sexy_red_1987
    11-21-2009 1:46 am

    Hell yah these are some people that are really hating on beyonce and Jay-Z they probably mad not ever have kids or look as good as beyonce will after she has her kid or kids…. having kids will not ruin her career

  • burban22
    burban22
    11-21-2009 12:27 am

    beyonce controls her career hit after hit she can take 9 months off if she wants
    but come on fellas if i was hitting beyonce you know i would have been knocked
    her up i dont think ole boy is doing his job
    yall need to do a article about how these pretty women is getting with
    these butt ugly dudes

  • DatzMrsCarter2uHoes
    DatzMrsCarter2uHoes
    11-21-2009 12:04 am

    NOW THIS SHYT RIGHT HERE WAS SOME REAL HATER SHYT..BEYONCE IS THE SHYT I THINK SHE’LL BE A GOOD MOMMY

  • Shontelle09
    Shontelle09
    11-20-2009 9:02 pm

    THATS MY GIRL AND ALL BUT WHO GIVES A DAMN HELL SHE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER GIRLS BECAUSE SHE GOT BODY MAN F**K THAT

  • carmelkiisseez68
    carmelkiisseez68
    11-20-2009 8:59 pm

    HAHAHA WOW THAS FUNNY AND FLUFFED UP AT DA SAME TIME MAN
    LIL CAMELS COMMENT HILARIOUS!
    BUT WAT U MEAN GROSS??
    I THINK JAYZ IS VERY SEXY AND AS DA HEAD PRESIDENT AND CEO OFTHE SEXY LIPS CLUB
    I THINK JAY Z HAVE SUM BOMB ASS SOUP COOLERS
    I’D JUS LIKE TO SIMPLY AND HONESTLY SAY DAT
    I WOULD DO HIM!!

  • CaliFemme23
    CaliFemme23
    11-20-2009 6:21 pm

    LOL@ #4 and #9..neither one is a pretty visual

  • kconrad23
    kconrad23
    11-20-2009 5:04 pm

    they should hurry and make this happen…I’ve been waiting for years!!!!

  • mamangel67218
    mamangel67218
    11-20-2009 3:38 pm

    If only it was in my state, I would have join it

  • DIAMONDPRINCESS1979
    DIAMONDPRINCESS1979
    11-20-2009 2:44 pm

    jay is nothing i would wanna role over in the morning to look at …scary…lol

  • Banity
    Banity
    11-20-2009 12:56 pm

    lol at reason 4

  • CristalMoet
    CristalMoet
    11-20-2009 12:52 pm

    That’s true though kids can ruin your future there should be a public ban to not have kids anymore in america so many lives have been ruined maybe that would stop all the child murders not talking about the sick people that rape kids i’m talking about the parents who loose it and shake babies to death and throw kids in rivers. Let the world go extinct. But so many models have kids and they bounce back so I believe she would too and the babe would be beautiful has anyone ever heard of the african story about the two ugly couple who had a beautiful daughter so Bay has nothing to worry about if she does the Babe would come out looking beautiful like her only ting is children stops your dreams in her case she has enough money for the child to be with a nanny while she works or goes on vacations with Jay if girls are looking to have kids they should wait until they are almost 40 and have kids seriously.

  • UnrestricKtedDreamz
    UnrestricKtedDreamz
    11-20-2009 11:25 am

    while the article was amusing…I’m thinking they are grown and don’t need you or anyone else telling them if and when they should or should not have kids. Why would you care anyway…clearly you wouldn’t be their choice for babysitter so….no worries.

  • TMAC_35000
    TMAC_35000
    11-20-2009 3:41 am

    I wonder how many reasons I can come up with as to why you should mind your own f**kin business.

  • ritamason78
    ritamason78
    11-20-2009 3:39 am

    lol.. i guess.. only thing i would agree with is that she is still young and they have plenty of time 2 start a family in the future if that’s what they choose 2 do.. but they’ve both accomplished so much already that if they did start a family now it’s definitely not like they’d be struggling.. their children are gonna be well taken care of so why is it really anybody’s business.

  • MR_NANASTROKER
    MR_NANASTROKER
    11-20-2009 2:25 am

    MIXED_BAYBEE
    @MR_NANASTROKER
    REPOSTED BY THIS DUMB F**K!!!! “NIGG3RS ARE GOOD 4 BEING JUST THAT
    NIGG3RS”

    I was about 2 xplain myself but Like I said
    nigg3rs are good 4 being just that nigg3rs!!
    and I am glad you took this 2 heart and xposing yourself you and cgordon3…..both you females can do me a favor just INFORM AND EDUCATE YOURSELF!!!!! if you cannot do that then just stop breathing

    PS……please stop visitin my page 2 try 2 get fuel 4 your hating…..this is 4 all those feeling negative about any comment I have and will make
    Thank You in advance

    You know how f**kn stupid u look like up on black planet sayn n****rs will be n****rs…. u on “BLACKPLANET” “DOES IT SUPPOSE 2 HAVE SOME SORT IF SIGNIFICANT MEANING????”
    Get the f**k up outta here wid dat bulls**t bruh!!!…. take dat s**t somewhere else…. dnt b up on here sayn s**t about black people n have a page on here wid straight black women on it… im sick of low life people like u…. incase u havent noticed… our president is black too…. so either u respect it n respect us r get layd the f**k down n i promiss dat!!!! cuz people like u dnt end up no where but 6 feet under the ground… n if u got somethen else to say… get at me b***h!!!!

    WOW….this chikk has me on her hitlist….people do get out they body 4 no apparent reason…I take it you think i’m a racist caucasian or whatever but I am A TRUE BLACK MAN…..so I can’t get at you because a b***h i’m not

  • 69nieceypooh
    69nieceypooh
    11-20-2009 2:21 am

    ignorant. @ least they can afford them & not be like some popping them out left and right or planting the seed and disappearing. Haters.

  • SEARCH09
    SEARCH09
    11-20-2009 2:19 am

    …PLEASE HB “lets keep it move’n”
    it aint THAT serious..

  • MR_NANASTROKER
    MR_NANASTROKER
    11-20-2009 2:19 am

    MIXED_BAYBEE
    @MR_NANASTROKER
    REPOSTED BY THIS DUMB F**K!!!! “NIGG3RS ARE GOOD 4 BEING JUST THAT
    NIGG3RS”

    I was about 2 xplain myself but Like I said
    nigg3rs are good 4 being just that nigg3rs!!
    and I am glad you took this 2 heart and xposing yourself you and cgordon3…..both you females can do me a favor just INFORM AND EDUCATE YOURSELF!!!!! if you cannot do that then just stop breathing

  • TOTALBODYIMAGE
    TOTALBODYIMAGE
    11-20-2009 12:23 am

    PLEASE BEYONCE WON’T SEE TWENTY AGAIN UNTIL SHE IS ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY.

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