9 Reasons Why Beyonce Shouldn’t Have Kids
First Bey and Jay didn’t want kids and then they did and now they don’t. Either way the thought of Beyonce having kids could be a very scary thing. Here’s 9 reasons why Beyonce shouldn’t have kids just yet:
*Disclaimer: I don’t hate kids or moms. I applaud and admire every mother out there and if you’re a mom, by default you are fierce!
1. Hips Don’t Lie
Bey currently has all the right curves in all the right places and knows how to work it. I’m afraid that if she pops out a kid those hips aren’t going to bounce back.
2. Career Suicide
Babies can be notorious career killers. Just take a look at Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera. What are any of them doing now??
3. Biological Clocks
Jay-Z is the one turning 40 this year, not Beyonce. She’s still in her 20s and has plenty of time to have kids and Jay won’t start shooting blanks for decades. Bey should focus busting out some more hits instead of babies.
4. Ugly Kid Potential
Little camels. That’s all I have to say.
5. Does Beyonce Look Like A Mom?
Considering her new video for “Video Phone” just came out and has her twerkin’ it, does she even look she’s ready to trade in a stiletto for a binky?
6. No More Leotards
What will Bey do for nine months of not being able to wear a one piece???
7. We Don’t Want A Dereon Baby Clothing Line
Could you imagine suiting up your kid in some Dereon? No child should have to endure that, ever.
8. Sasha Fierce >>> Mommy Fierce??
After popping out a kid will Beyonce continue singing “Diva is the female version of a hustler” or will Sasha Fierce go into hiding so Mommy Fierce can come out? Watch out, “All The Single Babies” might actually become reality.
9. This Will Confirm Jay And Bey Actually Have Sex
Gross!
GOOD MORNING BEY
HOT CELEB PICS!
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KayPB_0411-25-2009 11:21 am
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mizz_p34ch11-25-2009 1:12 am
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GTPRINCESS2511-24-2009 6:52 pm
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GrownBlkGal11-24-2009 5:59 pm
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ZMWright11-23-2009 9:29 am
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angelsweet7611-23-2009 1:01 am
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DaintyJen11-23-2009 12:48 am
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iPhukUrMowf11-22-2009 9:59 pm
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Charvon11-22-2009 4:05 pm
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ThaFuturehasarrived11-22-2009 3:35 pm
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koa_for_president11-22-2009 1:39 pm
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MrEmancipated11-22-2009 12:29 pm
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sexidee2811-22-2009 4:08 am
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Yall need to kill yo self for hatin this extreme
mizz_p34ch
THAT IZ SOOO TRU…..WHT WILL HAPPEN 2 HER CURVES….AND JAY IZ 2 UGLY 4 BEY 2 HOPE 2 HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.
GTPRINCESS25
Y THEY EVENT TALKIN ABOUT HER BODY.. HER SO CALLED CURVES SHE HAS SHE WAS NOT BORN WITH IT…U CAN EVEN LOOK BACK AT THE DESTINY CHILDS VIDS U CAN CLEARLY SEE. JAY KNOWS THAT SHE WILL TOTALLY SUCK AS A MOTHERS. HE WANTS SOMEONE IS KIDS CAN LOOK UP TO NOT BE ASHAMED OF. MONEY CANT MAKE U A BETTER PERSON AND IN HER CASE ITS JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
GrownBlkGal
If some you havent noticed, ITS THEIR LIFE NOT YOURS. So who cares what you think about if they have sex, BEY, please your man, JAY, please your woman. Just dont make no sense, no support what so ever.
ZMWright
Ya’ll gotta hear what this dude said about this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8KDqhbsdx0
angelsweet76
F**k Beyonce…She is really trashing her image in then skanky skimp hoe clothes.And if she want have his baby, maybe he would have been better off with Blu Cantrell,shes older, more supportive and would probably not choose a skank image over her husband.I mean anybody with common sense if you don’t give your man what he want,he will get it somewhere else.Shawn makes 40 on December 4 so it’s time for him to get something out of the marriage.I mean we all have seen what she has between her legs bc she has never made a video with her legs clothes or ass not opened…Jigga keep ya head up my nig.
DaintyJen
theres only 1 reason…
if you ain’t ready, don’t have 1
iPhukUrMowf
9 reasons why you in somebody else’s business?
ill give you 1 reason why this article is bullshyt
1. this is none of your fugging business. thats all
Charvon
THIS IS THE EXAMPLE OF AMERICA WORRIED BOUT THE WRONG S**T ………………NEXT ON 10 O CLOCK NEWS 8 REASONS WHY THE WRITER OF THIS BULLS S**T NEED TO BE FIRED …………….1.HATER 2.BITTER.3GOSSIPS ABOUT BORING S**T 4.SHES PROBALY UGLY 5.PISSES OFF PEOPLE WITH DUMB S**T THAT DONT EVEN LIKE BEYONCE 6.YOUR NOT DOING YOUR JOB 7. ITS A RECESSION AND YALL HAVE PAY CUTS IF SHE ISNT F**KING THE BOSS FIRE HER PLEASE LOL………..8.SHE IGNORANT
ThaFuturehasarrived
Whoever wrote this need help. back off and they already have a dereon clothing line for babies.
koa_for_president
LMAO…….
“Little camel babies”
“All the single babies..” LMAO…. wow… I must admitt..its pretty funny
MrEmancipated
Wow. how ignorant can people be? Its none of anyones business if they do or dont or when they do or dont have kids. Try discouraging some of these young black women not to have babies w/ no daddies and be on welfare as opposed to commenting on a grown woman whos independently wealthy, whats career suicide or not. All the women you named all had their own money and guess what? have dudes there who will take care of them and their babies.
sexidee28
@darl: so true. there should be more examples in the media of black love. even though beyonce gets on my nerves i’m all for them being a black power couple.