HEY LADIES: Make Your Next Walk Of Shame Less Embarrassing
If you’ve ever crashed somewhere that isn’t your home after a party, then you’ve inevitably made the horrible “walk of shame” – in fact, HB contributing writer Ashlin wrote a whole story about it! And if you got a little action the night before, you’re even deeper in the hole (no pun intended) than if you’d just stopped at a friend’s for a drunken late-night cat nap – now you’ve got sex hair, smeared makeup, maybe ripped tights, and everything’s a mess. And even if it wasn’t about the sex, if you’re walking down the street at 9am in stilettos and a short dress, we all know you’re coming from a home that probably isn’t yours.
So some genius – no seriously, this is pure brilliance – created the Walk of Shame Kit, a complete package for the girl who can’t make it all the way home on Party Night or the guy who has frequent…err…lady visitors. The kit includes a one-size-fits-most dress, a pair of flip flops, a package of Altoids Smalls, a backpack for all your extra crap, sunglasses for those sleepy eyes, a pre-pasted toothbrush for your morning breath, baby wipes (so you can at least go home somewhat fresh), and a Call/Don’t Call note, if you’re the one-night-stand type.
Only thing that kind of sucks about this kit is that you can’t really carry all this stuff out with you if you’re planning on bringing a clutch. So sometimes you have to just take the loss, pack the Altoids, the wipes, and the sunglasses, and hope you don’t run into anyone you know the next day. Or maybe just a credit card, ID, and the Altoids – pretty genius that you don’t have to carry that huge tin around anymore, and the empty Smalls tins make for great earring storage boxes.
Either way, if you have a frequent “friend with benefits” that you crash with on Saturday nights, but haven’t quite reached the level of being entitled to your own drawer, store a Walk of Shame Kit in his closet. It’s only $35 bucks, and you’ll be REALLY grateful you have it one day.
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TchMeThere
lol we been calling that a just in case some fun pops off bag for years…
Nemesis1980
Woooow….and we been had that emergency bag in the back of the trunk of our cars for years…..lol
SHAWTYIMANYMPHO
well i’m not really into women who do this nor would i do this myself but if that’s you at least you have this stuff with you.
missstrings43
Love your article and have been doing this for years. I call it my smart bag though because there is never shameful to know in advance what you have every intention to do the night before for the night after. lol. You left out the deoderant love. That is a biggy.
Your note is the only thing I forgot. LMAO on that one. Great idea! It definitely leaves no room for guessing after that one. Ha!
DarkNChocolatee
But since you know what comes in the kit, can’t you just make your own for under $35? I’m sure it could be done.
normal6751
Way too funny!
PharaohXI
s**t odyssey20 already knows whats up lmao
sun5flower
this is hilarious! its a recession so people are creating their sales with ideas like this!
bigNsexy080
lmao.. oh s**t.. *flashbacks*.. i guess most of us have bn in dat situation b fo.. n i happnd to b so lucky to meet an old friend/ex on da way home.. daz da moments where u jus wanna disappear.. since den i always carried survival bags wit me.. from wet wipes to da pill(neva kno how long u end up stayin..lol) shirt+ boyshorts..brush..toothbrush..tic tac..n conceiler (to cover sum hickeys..cuz sum dem dudes out der bite! lol).. oh n i carried a ’snuggle dryer towl’ wit me..lol.. jus rub it ova ur clothes n u smell like fresh laundry..ok almost..lol
Shes_Back
I think tha point is for when ur 2 drunk ta drive, maybe came with other people….for whatever reason don’t have those things that u usually keep in ur car. Whatever tha case, I laughed my ass off when I read this…lol =)
koudalex1
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odyssey20c
just pack a small overnite bag wit travel size essentials and an extra outfit and keep the bag in ur trunk. much cheaper and what woman that goes to the club doesnt already have one in her car? and if its not the whole bag, we usually have all that stuff hanging around the car anyway.
MiiRaKHL
omg!! i have seen it all!! Smdh..
Crystal128
are you f**kin’ serious…..
keishelle
UUUhhh Just keep that s**t in your car! That’s what I do.
davettalashley
Thirty-five bucks for ten dollars worth of crap that I can buy at the 99 cents store? I’ll pass.
iiicy-ladii
lmao – people might think of it as a “ho kit”, but i think it’s absolutely awesome. i end up staying at friends houses when i’ve had too much to drink … this would be awesome.
AngelHeart1703
lmao!