Eddie Murphy Was On To Something…
A lot of women in New York sure are a scary bunch of high-class, unstable fashionistas…but you really are gorgeous, though. With all that, I have yet to find a girl who can compliment this 25-year-old writer for your favorite place to be, Hello, Beautiful. Hi, my name is Kevin L. Clark and I’m… Single in the City.
It’s not that I have a laundry list of requirements just to have Ms. Right on my team. Maybe dating in the city that never sleeps is harder for a guy who rarely gets any (Get it? LOL!). For instance, I was on a date with a young lady who was mixed with all parts of the world. But, as the night continued, I learned that that would come to mean oh so much more.
We had dinner at one of my favorite spots in Brooklyn, Night of the Cooker, and yours truly had Ms. PYT on his arm, ready to enjoy a night of good music and grand schemes! Baby girl looked right, ping, bang, POW! We decided on Night of the Cooker because she thought the “atmosphere always puts me in a certain kind of mood;” I liked it because the drinks are on point!
As we waited for our waiter, it’s always polite to have proper dinner conversation, right, ladies? So, I asked her about her day; she says, “Fine.” I asked her about her job; she said, “It’s fine.” I asked her if she knew how good she looked and she said, “I know I look fine,” with a slight chuckle. “Cute,” I thought to myself.
But something wasn’t right. She seemed…familiar…
Wanting to know more, I asked her if she liked to cook. She talked about being able to cook three of my favorite dishes: lasagna, gumbo and that “soul food classic” – chicken, cornbread and collard greens! Damn, shawty was looking sexy as hell to me by then! When the waiter came to take our orders, I let honey dip go first… “Salad,” she whispered all shy and coy! I gave her that “I-know-you-want-a-rib-girl” look and she played me sideways. All the while her stomach sounds like DMX growlin’ and barkin’ at Wal-Mart security!
If it’s one thing I hate, it’s a shy chick (copyrighted by Lil Wayne); I never understood why one wouldn’t be able to “take off your cool,” as Mos Def would say. Regardless, I excused myself to wash my hands before our food arrived. On my way back, I walked up behind my cutie to give her a kiss on the cheek. Now, her fast and furious fingers on the Blackberry almost hypnotized me, but the word that caught my attention made me grateful for the inadvertent eavesdrop.
The message read: “Can I suck your chocolate @#%$?!” Now, normally this would have made me want to skip dinner because textin’ another dude when you’re out with this dude is something you must not do. But the funny thing is…she’d sent me the same message a couple days before that! Ladies, can I get a _________! Good thing I never gave her that kiss… I tapped her on the shoulder, smiled, and Jesse Owens’d it out of there before she could have Jesse Jackson’d me! I guess she was mixed with a lot of “parts” of the world… In the end, it paid to listen to Eddie Murphy back in the day…
Wanna read more about my zany adventures? Be sure to check out “Don’t Lose Your Day Job“ over at TheUrbanDaily.com!
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Jazzy_Da_Cutie
Wow.. not to demean your date.. But it sound like she was a bubble head tramp. I mean she couldnt even give you her direct attention for a hour our so. Better yet she couldnt have stopped her hoeing for just a sec to have sit back and get to know someone new. Glad you high tailed it out there. Good look on the blogs.
Teefa18
All I have to say is Dumb Ass! Oh well like I said before just one more out of the way for the woman god is sending you.
Daphne-2012
I herd it was hard in the city to find a good gurl!!! Oh the things I herd like chics sleeping with those corner store owners for grocerys & stuff… Too bad ya’ll are probably better off dating strippers lol…
Cocoacreations
Wow,all I can say is…. Wow!!!
TOUNGEOUT
BRO…EVERY FEMALE GOT “HO” IN THEM. SOME MORE THAN OTHERS..SUM USE IT FOR GOOD,SOME FOR EVIL, SOME JUST OUT OF THEY DAMN MIND WITH IT..WE AS MEN GONNA DO WUTEVER WE WANT …U SHOULDA GOT YA D— SUCKED AND SENT HER ON HOME…CUZ AT THE END OF THE DAY U MUST ASK YA’SELF:WHO AINT FUKKIN ROUND?!! DIG THAT
angels-11
You should have know better Kevin. LOL Getting a text like that a few days before should’ve told you what her type was. But honestly, you already knew which is why you went out with her in the first place.
Sliww1
WOW!!! How stupid is she??!!! First, you should NOT text some other man while on a date!! Disrespectful!! Two, you should not even be THINKING about texting what she texted!! But you know what??? Trifling comes in all shades, sizes, AND SEXES!! I am from NY and have seen alot!!And I am sure I have not seen all of it!! Don’t worry, there are some good, decent women in NY!! The MALE fish in the sea don’t look too good either in this CITY!! So, like so many of us, you are on the same search, to find somebody that is worth having in this CITY!!! Definitely take your time and don’t give up on us women from NY!!! Some of them are either clueless & not mature or have been hurt so much, they don’t know how to get over it!! Keep your heart open but don’t go looking! Sometimes when you are looking you don’t find or you find something you want to throw back! Good Luck!
Lov3lyLeDee
That is a WOW story for real. People always show you who they are, but we tend not to believe them. Believe it! Often times it’s because of the pretty/fine package that they come with. Both women and men will overlook red flags if the smile is bright, the body is tight and the mood is right. Hopefully it was a lesson learned. Keep up the good work with your writing.
SR81
I hope she didn’t change your idea of beautiful mixed females, did she? If that is how she rolls, then that is her but it is fairly rare among any female. Honestly, she could’ve at least waited until after dinner or something, damn!
trudy278
I guess u can say everything looks good ain’t, if it’s shining it ain’t GOLD. what u need is a down south GA, girl, who can cook , clean, and help u write, and a good woman always got your back.
Sumkindaluva
Wow.. Good thing you washed your hands…Really! Your ‘right one’ will be presented to you. Interesting story though..
nomadgurl
Well you were okay with her sending you that text…that shoulda told you something off the bat. You gave her normal dinner conversation but she had already opened the door with that text previously…so what did you expect? Keep up the good work, Sir.
Crayton73
I can appreciate a woman that likes to suck a ” chocolate @#%$?!” see your problem was you was hurt. If she getting down like that with him you should be trying to get her to text you on her next date… Holla at ya boy!!
gloryrest
I actually thought your article was amusing. I think I may have come into a personal conversation with no background information though. . …I’m guessing it could have just been a date only. . ..and she would have just been crossed off your “marry her” list later. . .what’s wrong with just friendship? and what does looks have to do with anything?. .smiles/laugh. ..wow. . ..As you mature, you will know what you really want to settle down with. .marriage is liking have a real, real, good friend that you can put your trust in. ..find that best friend and you will be fine–
volumptousncali
LOL awwnawdayuhm…looks like your “P Y T” was more like ‘lil trix-ie’ and I do empathize with you in your plight to find the ‘right one’. But honestly-did you go out with her because you HOPED she was the one-or was it to REDEEM YOUR OFFER of just a few days prior? As my southern bred mother would often say “use your head for more than a hat rack”…Take your time she’s out there!
agoodmann
That was funny, but it falls under the “interesting” date category. At least you got out of there before things went any further. I like th Jesse Owen’d thing…lol
candid75
I enjoyed that one!!! LMAO…Of course not at your expense. At least you know where her “heads” at! HA!
We coexist superficially and are emotionally entertained with “things”. Few of us are attracted to the intellectual psyche and most allow their worth to be defined in those same “things”. God speed in your search…I face a similar dilemma in NC.
adore1016
Remember all you know is what you are told… it is up to you do the filtering do not rush let her come to you, take your time to get to know her and remember know one is perfect you have to find the woman that is perfect for you. You are 26 you still have sometime to explore your options just make the sure that the woman you choose is ready to grow and build something special.
queen298
Baby you sound like the perfect gentleman. So take your time to fing Ms. Perfect. P.S. Screen your women alittle more closely.
typicallyunique
Some Date…..
hrdhddblkwmn
Rise up and walk … to the sister that want to get to know you through conversation and obseve her alittle bit more before you ask her out. This is a little precaution- unless you just want to waste your time …again. I read that you seem to be about some business. Take your time; stay healthy. The world is full of diseased minds.
jazzy_janice
i think it should be said! dont lose your head because of a little piece of tail. no i am only joking listen you go out with a young hottie you are telling her everything she want to hear. well she already let you know what she would do for you dinner at night of the cooker shouldn’t have been there was no class there, no doubt. really you didn’t give her a chance to work her perfection, meaning she would rather had been on her knee’s in the back seat of a car you cheated her out of that .and you still lucked out.good luck it will get better unless it get’s worse. jazzy
PoeticStorm2003
That’s messed up. Just a suggestion, but when Ms. PYT didn’t wash her own hands before dinner, that should have been a red flag. I mean thatwas rude and luck for you (and the guy she was texting) you cut the date short. If you guys would have gotten serious, she would have cheated. I hope that Superman finds his Louis Lane.
lottahips4u
lmao. For future reference a girl willing to give you head and don’t know much about you. you better believe she’s offering her services to others…. guys hear head and lose all train of thought in the main head that is but im sure that wasnt the reason you chose her. good luck with you search babe