10 Signs You’re Just A Jump Off
Either you’re somebody’s significant other or you’re somebody’s JUMP OFF. We recently came across this post and had to share with our readers.
Before reading, you should know that in rare cases, men can be jumpoffs too. The signs travel both ways. Feel free to add on to the list. Now, on with the show! Ahem…
1. Show up unannounced one day. If he’s not happy to see you or worse, if he peeks through the window and doesn’t let you in, you’re a jumpoff.
2. He sends out subliminal messages via his facebook and twitter status. Quoting sweet hip hop lyrics and lines from Love Jones. You question him. He responds with something like: “I’m hurt that you would even question that. If you have to question it, then no those weren’t for you”
3. He asks your friend out to dinner. Then claims he didn’t know you and her were “cool like that”
4. He only calls you to find out where you are and when you can come over.
5. He took you out to dinner. That one time.
Who do you think should be on this list?
(From allthatsfab.com)
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2daTopnonStop
4-29-2009 5:10 pm
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dalocs
4-28-2009 10:21 am
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4-27-2009 7:57 pm
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The-Chocolate-Man
4-26-2009 8:44 am
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PanamenoPapi
4-26-2009 5:57 am
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TrealChik407
4-24-2009 11:48 pm
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Ltanya22
4-23-2009 3:57 pm
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Ltanya22
4-23-2009 11:56 am
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_blk_widow
4-23-2009 10:43 am
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MrGoodRod
4-22-2009 6:05 pm
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LOL~ I’m to sheltered…I didn’t know what a jump off was till I started reading this…but then wouldn’t it OR SHOULDN’T it be called a booty call? or trick? or skank? BTW~How are these “celebs” “jump offs”?
Also~ what doess SMH stand for?
dalocs
wtf? Can we please expand our minds a little and stop with the trivial topics? “10 SIGNS YOU’RE JUST A JUMPOFF”…silly. (smh)!
i kno it soundz trivial, but shudnt it b called a “jump-on?” i neva undastood y it wuz called a jump-off. wut iz it derived from, “hurry up an jump off! i dont wanna get caught witcha on me”? jus a guess. soundz kinda like a ho ya dont gotta pay, only dey dont f**k evrabody down da block.
The-Chocolate-Man
MMMmmmm!I personally like Rihanna because she is iconic/in many ways talented/attractive among other things. On the other hand, although I dont think Rihanna is a str8 lesbian-Gay. I do beleive the girl is either bi-sexual or bi-curious. Come to think of it, if she loves it both ways? That makes her even more intresting. Rihaan girl you are WANTEDDDD! The Bsharpp2 “Rihanna Shakee” video on myspace/youtube about Rihanna/Chris Brown/Janet Jackson/Etc (even Oprah is in it) brakak it down perfectly that Rihanna could very well be bi-sexual or bi-curious. Check it out!
http://www.myspace.com/bsharpp2musically
(youtube: Bsharpp2 music videos)
PanamenoPapi
I dont understand…these females are players…just because they gettin dicked down doesnt mean they aint prospering. All those dumb men who payed for the coochie are the jumpoffs. In the end..she walks away with a bentley and a nut while they are left explaining to their significant others what happened (*ex…superhead/shaq)
TrealChik407
Funny how hello BEAUTIFUL has nothing BEAUTIFUL to say about people
Ltanya22
For everyone who keeps on saying that there are only five on the list, it clearly states under the question” who do you think should be on the this list” …”CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST” . When you do that, the rest will be there : ) These two statements are right under the pictures.
Ltanya22
Well, some of these signs infact do indicate that you may not mean much to the person that you are involved with. In other cases though the person may really like you but, they are too immature to act accordingly as far as showing love and compassion. They want you but, they want everyone else too. While they are feeling that way, they do not want to show you how they feel in fear that if they become too involved with you then they can’t be free and may even feel guilty fooling around with others. They just need to grow up and be honest with the other person and thereself. This in turn will give that other person a decision as to if they want to get involved with you or not …verses if you pretend to like or love them to use them as much as possible. As for the “jump off”, you should just learn from your mistakes of allowing someone to use you and NEVER LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!
_blk_widow
Like the post under me stated….theres only 5……….where’s the other 5…..someone forgot how 2 count i see…..It’s ok dear ….you will be fine……plus those 5 are the dumbest signs….ahhh but its ok. Jesus still loves you
MrGoodRod
Why does the person who wrote this sound like they were hurt once because they were the jump off LOL! LET IT GO!