4 Over-Rated Places To Have Sex
We just came across this story and was so happy that someone finally agrees with what we’ve been saying for so long:
I figure that any location with a drink named after it (Sex on the Beach) must be a great place to try it out. But I can disprove any theory that sex in certain “traditional” hot spots is good. Here is my reasoning:
Sex on the Beach
Ever since Jaws, I’ve feared the ocean. The sea is very romantic, but I would be too nervous the entire time. Jaws proved in that first scene of the movie-like Jason from Friday the 13th-that he won’t put up with bad behavior like pot-smoking or sex. Aside from Jaws, there are all sorts of other creatures out there. While walking in the ocean I’ve stepped on some unidentified crustaceous creatures and we’ve both scuttled along away from one another in fear.
Maybe it’s safer on shore? No way– because sand gets into everything. It has a mind of its own. Sand makes sex uncomfortable and even painful. My solution is to try to get a place by the beach and do it out on the porch where you can see and hear the waves: Sex at the beach, but not on the beach.
Sex in the Shower
I once tried this, but the entire time I was trying to contort my body so that I could get everything inserted correctly. That “up against the wall” variation is tougher than it sounds. I have this terrible fear every time in the shower (with or without a girl), I’m going to slip and crack my skull open. The entire shower apparatus is so slippery, and then you have soap all over the place. It’s a danger zone.
Plus, I do my best to keep my bathroom clean, but I don’t think I’d ever want to have sex anywhere near something called “mildew”.
(from marieclaire.com)
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pinkeeboo
Ok.. I had Sex on the beach… or atleast tried too… what was badd is the tide was coming in.. Thinking we could do the shore thing is not real!! LOL.. Especial when ya got seals coming in close! LOL that Scared the SHIII out of me!. and the thrill was gone!!! hahahahah
Luvlee911
WOW, In my eyes there is no such thing as Overated Places LOL I’ve had the shower treatment, I was picked up and handled! That was Awesome the beach and the bonfire that was great! I say if the You and that person Make “Beautiful music” together Places are not over rated lol THEY’RE GREAT MEMORIES!!! LOL!! kitchen table, plane now theres one I haven’t had the chance to do. LOL, the man doesn’t fly!
babyface02119
I recently did a variation on the kitchen table.
I threw a comforter on the table and had her standing and bent over the table.
Then I cuffed her ankles (with real bdsm ankle cuffs, not handcuffs!) and tied them to the table legs. I also cuffed her hands behind her.
We both had a blast!
gntle0222
the beach is cool,but the park is better you can have her sit on you and…
Faithful_and_Favored
I love sex on the island in the kitchen, or cabinets because I’m tall enough(5′8) to do it. Having that one leg up gives more of an easy access. It also allows for a deeper penetration…Damn! Now I gotta go cool myself off!
G-Low23
Here’s one…..try sex on a pool table…..did it once recently…..and it was great……
SoDelicious09
LMAO @ SCORPAZ84. THAT DOES SEEM LIKELY AND MORE REALISTIC THAN THESE PLACES BEING OVERRATED AND BAD PLACES TO GET YOUR FREAK ON AT. MAYBE THEY ARE AFRAID OF ACTUAL SEX. THE TWO PLACES HERE ARE GREAT PLACES TO DO IT. THE OTHER TWO, I WOULDN’T KNOW BUT I WOULD LOVE TO TRY IT ON THE PLANE TOO.
cpacctg69
Sex on the beach — must do!! As long as you have a blanket or a few beach towels you are fine. I wasn’t worried about creepy crawlers because I was in to the person I was with. You also have to do it on an airplane and in a limo and an elevator. I must admit the tiles on the wall of the shower were cold, but we quickly heated those up.
Macthaknife615
The beach can be, never had it in a plane. The shower’s nice, but the kitchen table’s the best spot. The car is the most overrated place though
sexyshade
WTF.. SEX ON THE BEACH IS GREAT IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH LAYERS OF BLANKETS. HOWEVER THAT IS SOMETHING U EXPERIENCE IN YOUR YOUNGER YEARS. I WOULD NOT DO IT NOW. SEX IN THE SHOWER IS EVEN BETTER. WTH IS WRONG WITH THIS POST!!!
qeutiepei
Having sex on the beach with towel is great. especially with the tide rolling in. without the towel its like having sex on sanding paper. The shower scene OMFG!!!! will do it over and over again. I had no problem dropping or bending it etc. I have heard ppl say they’re afraid ofthe mile high club, and wish I could do it again. this time not pregnant. There’s not a room or tree i haven’t tried. kids playhouse, balls at Mcdonalds, (I think that is why they took them out)tire swing at the park, picnic table…. Maybe he is just a neat freak and don’t want to mess up nothing. or maybe he’s old and afraid of falling. I won’t do it in a porch swing again. that momentum thing…. not cool.
SCORPAZ84
WHAT DA H— IS WRONG WIT THESE PLACES? THIS PERSON MUST HAVE A PHOEBIA ABOUT EVERYTHING! I WONDER IF THIS PERSON IS EVEN AFFRAID OF ACTUALLY HAVIN SEX?
CntStopWntStop2
Someone sounds lame in bed…..
C4pricorn
shouldnt the heading say underrated?
if the sex is good it doesnt matter where the act is being performed.
topics/articles like this is the direct result of having total idiots in command of editing….ill give u a quick example: George W Bush
mIc_Tek
This was a complete waste of time
sistabigboness
um… ok.. maybe it’s just me.. but… um… nevermind..