What – like it doesn’t look like Fergie‘s wearing a giant trash bag with suede boots.

Listen. We all know she doesn’t have the most impeccable taste. She’s always almost-there, then she throws her outfit off with something arguably ridiculous. I think I’d feel differently about this dress if she’d gone completely leggy and paired it with a pair of hot pumps, versus those suede boots, which confuse me more than anything.

Like you know when you’re sleeping over someone’s house, and you bring the outfits you planned, then realize you forgot a pair of shoes that go with a particular ensemble, so you pick an alternative pair that don’t look that great, but “I guess they’ll do…”? Yea….

What do you think of her outfit?

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