For one thing, if you suffer from camel toes that much, you should probably take a look at your wardrobe. But if you’re anything like Coco and you inSIST on chronically wearing too-tight pants, you now have a solution to your vaginal conundrum.

The Cuchini is a strip of material that fits into any pair of underwear to serve as a camel toe-preventative. You can get two strips for $15, and they come with double-sided tape so they can stay secure in your underwear. I’m guessing they’re washable/reusable – the website doesn’t really say. Let’s just hope you can wash it, or you’ll be repeatedly spending so much money on cooch-cover strips, you may as well just go buy new clothes.

Would you buy a Cuchini, or would you just settle for looser pants?