Just in case a regular bottle opener wasn’t enough, bartenders can now wear these platforms with an opener fit into the heel! 5th Floor Productions has come up with these $64 stilettos (“great for showgirls and dancers!”) with a bottle opener fit into the six-inch heel which, conceptually is kind of hot – if you’re a bartender/cocktail waitress at a booty bar, you can prop your leg up on a dude’s chair or table and open his beer in a super-sexy way. However, the absolute mess these shoes have a potential of causing – flying beer, flying bartender, etc. – might not be worth the risk.

Would you wear these to your next gig?