Ha ha.. My cousin’s grandmother will have the worst present from her this year. Why she regift something her client gave her and it was made out of a mayonaise jar with a candle in the middle of it? I was rotfl when her sister put her on blast about it on facebook.. My cousin is crazy for that one..LOL but I guess it is the thought that counts..

I’m kinda a spoiled brat so I got what many would have considered a good gift, but because it wasn’t what I asked for I didn’t like it. This was back in 96, I wanted the newly Released Nintendo 64 and the Mario that came with it (Mario 64). What I got was the new (at the time) White, Red, and Blue Iverson’s (the ill ones from his rookie year), the white sixers Iverson Jersey and the matching sixers b-bal shorts (ironic cause I’m from and still live in Miami, guess they knew I was diggin AI back then).

Lookin back, the gift itself was dope, but I didnt want it at the time so it was terrible to me at that time. Conned my pops into buying the N64 about 2 weeks later so its all good. The moral of the story??? If ya folks divorced, play em against each other and you make out with more gifts. LOL. i’m joking….maybe.

Well…… I never received a gift that I was ungrateful for during Christmas however, I have received a gift from my X-boyfriend before and, it was for Valentines day. Talk about Cheap let me give you all the rundown of what he did!!! On and off we’ve visited his cousins house to spend the night and every time I’d come there I’d see this basket with a teddy bear, a fake flower and some beads in it sittn in his cousins room. So Valentines day came and I was so excited to meet him there when waaalawwww!!! You wouldn’t believe what he brought out as a gift for me!!! Thats right! That damn basket with the bear, flower and scented beads in it. This MF gave me an old as gift that was given to his cousin as a gift years earlier!!!!!!! I was like WTF!

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x-mas of 93, I was 15 my sister was 19. Our grandmother gave us each a 20 count box of condoms and 200.00 dollars each…I wasnt ungrateful or anything…I think my sister and I were more STUNNED than anything. It was hard to imagine a 67 year old lady steppin up to the local pharmacy and buying 2 huge boxes of condoms…lol

MY AUNT BOUGHT ME A DOLLAR STORE CALCULATOR FOR XMAS…ENOUGH SAID…I DON’T KNOW WHAT I DID TO HER THAT YEAR.

What about receiving underwear??????? One time I got long ones which itched and only NOBODY wore them except my late. grandfather back in 1920!

Another year I got some Underoos! I would have to move to SIberia if I went to the school gym and undress out of my gym gear and guys would gawk, stare and make ugly comments…..I buy my own underwear NOW!

the worst christmas gift i ever got was getting nothing at all lmao not getting a gift for christmas is the worst and you go along with it thinking they r just playing but when u open your eyes and your feet hit the floor and u wake up thinking u have a surprise awaitin u only to find that there really isn’t anything for u it really f**ks up your whole christmas lmao seriously!!!!!!

THE WORST GIFT IVE EVER GOT WAS SOME CLOTHES AND SHOES FROM THE ANGLE TREE THAT WAS MY MOMA SIZE ITS CRAZY HOW THAT S**T HAPPEN 7 YEARS STRAIGHT HUMMMMMM…LOL BUT NOW THAT IM GROWN WITH MY FIRST SON HIS DAD AND I ARE ABLE TO GIVE HIM WHAT EVER HE WANT AND NEED….

I got a hand-me-down bra and panty set…that nasty s**t went straight into the fireplace.

a condom

the worst thing i got for Christmas was a gift from my best friend, it was this tired ass black shirt that i have no doubt that she wore and washed a few times, but idk weather i should be more offended and upset that it was just some sh!t she didnt want no more, or that it was 5x my size????
i was so mad but it was so funny how she tried me

THIS YEAR MY SISTER DECIDED TO GIVE ME A GIFT BOX WITH THE FOLLOWING CONTENTS……. AN EMPTY TOILET PAPER ROLL, A UNUSED KOTEX PAD, SOME VICTORIA SECRET LOTION THAT SOMEONE GAVE HER AND SHE DIDNT LIKE, AND A TEN DOLLAR BILL. WTF WAS THAT??????

I think it’s the perception the people around me have about my person, this year my daughters got me a mug that said “#1 DAD” & a Shiatsu pillow (which I love by the way)

In most (not all) cases, there are no bad gifts, just bad recipients…

which brings me to Cocoflamingo… Why you burn those precious ancient relics?

*** crackin up ***