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Broccoli: It’s delightfully festive to have green mistletoe hanging overhead and a green fir tree glistening with lights, but quite another thing to have a wad of green broccoli stuck between your teeth. We’re big fans of fresh vegetable platters, but when going green, stick with snap peas, celery, and green beans.

Fruitcake: The old school variety gets a bad rap, and for good reason. It just doesn’t taste that good – and with so many other tempting sweets surrounding you during the holidays, why waste your calories? We prefer to indulge in the gourmet “cousin” of fruitcake – Italian panettone. It’s a light brioche bread with just the right amount of dried fruit.

Salmon: A nice fish to serve, but beware of when and how you cook it. It can easily stink up your whole home, and not all your guests will appreciate it. Try grilling the fish outside or pick up a cold poached salmon from your local market, and serve it with a drizzling of olive oil and fresh dill.

Tortilla Chips: These cheap-and-easy chips have become a favorite staple at parties year-round. But if you’re a stickler for cleanliness, these will drive you crazy every time you hear one of your guests chomping into them. Scattered shards fly across the floor no matter how carefully you’re munching. A better option is mini crackers or bite-size crostini.

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  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Nightowl358/ Nightowl358

    Pfft. No fish will stink up a house worse than Chitlins.

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    How u gon tell me not to serve brocolli at my party? lol I love that damn vegetable! lmao @ these will drive you crazy every time you hear one of your guests chomping into them. Scattered shards fly across the floor no matter how carefully you’re munching. Mini crackers can also be messy. No crackers period! I agree with the fruitcake – taste gross. Salmon taste good, who cares about the smell, its food! At least my guests will appreciate Ive cooked something for their asses to chow on. I think this article is for humor bcuz some of these are not really important of what not to have (i mean everyone has these foods at their party!!!!) so it must be a joke right? lol

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/SoularFlarez/ SoularFlarez

    I LOVEEEE brocoli n tortilla chips…..

    fish smells bad?

    but motherf**kers will cook up sum pork like it aint nothing right!?!?!?

    if you find vomit anywhere in your crib, sorry it was the pork smell.

    my bad LOL

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