ok thats 5…..where tha otha 5 at?

oh…i found’em

I think some of these are turnoffs for both sexes, especially the hygiene one.

hygiene DEF. should have been NUMBER 1

Playin in someone butt is dangerous… I’ll leave that one there.

One of the worst things u can do during sex is talk. That is a MAJOR turnoff, like seriously, so guys, please avoid doing this. I hate talking during sex.

I don’t like talk during sex either. Oh, and when I’m eating, please don’t hold my head down there with such a firm grip that I can’t move it. . . .I need to breathe.

Nightowl358 im sorry babe i wont do it again i promise….. LMAO JK

LMAO @ Nightowl358

and LLLMMMAAOO @ Stan_Vinyl…wtf?

im ok with talking to a certain extent, like a man telling me how I feel/taste—I’m most definitely ok with that….. But when they say -ish that requires a response–that gets on my nerves.

THE LIST IS ON POINT BUT TALKING DOESNT BOTHER ME, IM NOT JUST AN OBJECT U CANT JUST DO ME W/O MAKING SURE IF HE DOIN IT RIGHT OR NOT LOL TALKING IS MORE OF A TURN ON IMO

WHOA NOW, 1,2,& 4 I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WIT!

NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WIT 10 EITHER!

girls pull my p***s toward their head instead of the other way around i dont have to worry about that and some girls like it on their face as well as da a**.

Here’s one: When they try too soon. They make these unwelcome advances towards you when you gave them no indication that’s what you want. Then even after you say “no”, they still keep trying. That’s not going to make me change my mind, it’s only going to make me say “no” even more firmly then show you the door.

Turn-offs:

-Small p***ses.
-Sloppy kisses
-Not enough foreplay
-Spending WAY too long “down there” (hey, oral is great, but the reason why I’m with you is because of your “friend”!)
-No rhythm or finesse (i.e., f****n’g like you’re Fred Flintstone)
-Bad breath
-Not being adventurous

Looks like we all feel the same i”d like to elaborate again and again !!!!
1. small p***ses with no girth
2. no car – no drivers license
3. bad breath/ bad hygiene
4. bragging of what they claim they can do in bed
5. not assertive/ insecure with themsleves NO SWAGGER
6. bragging on job or career
7. selfish/ cheap

Hmmm… lol!!!!

I let a man know beforehand what I will and will not tolerate before the act occurs… I think communication is key ladies if ya don’t like something, then tell him !!! If he don’t respect that then you stop with that person! One thing I don’t like is if he tries to convince me to do something that I don’t want to do and then he get mad if I don’t budge!! I also want to tell the Men to take their time and focus on making your partner happy and then you’ll be happy but I guess everyone is different in what they like but ya gotta communicate!!

TALKIN DURING SEX IS THE BUSINESS…AND I NEVER HAD A MAN ROUGH HANDLE ME…I LIKE IT ROUGH AND GENTLE A THE SAME TIME S**T B E GOOD…AND AS FAR AS OTHER S**T…I DON’T KNOW TO MUCH ABOUT FINGER BUTT HOLE…MY BIGGEST THING IS WHEN A MAN SLIP UP AND SLIP HIS P***S IN THE WRONG HOLE…AND ASK WRONG HOLE HUH…DUH NIGGA…U COULDN’T TELL BUT THE WAY I JUMPED UP…DUECES**** OH YEA IF U C** IN MY FACE MAKE SURE U WANT TO KEEP UR P***S FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE…SO DISRESPECTFUL…DON’T EVEN ASK…

“Trying to enter back door without permission”

You NEVER have to worry about that one with me. Like any man, I love booty, but I have ZERO interest in the booty hole.

I agree with all of these. The one about rough sex depends on the situation and the position.

*******I SWEAR I WOULD KILL A NIGGA IF HE EVER EVER EVER CAME IN MY FACE OR STUCK ANYTHING UP MY BUTT!!!!!******

I would like to thank everyone below me for making my day…I really needed that laugh. And to add I like the sex talk and the slap on the a$$ but,the BAD breathe/hygiene wouldn’t have got him a second word in,No condom would send you out the door as fast as you came in-not saying I wouldn’t have all shape and size but the fact he would show up without any is saying he have sex raw…not a good sign for me,being selfish would have put a stop to the sex mode,pushing my head down anywhere would just piss me off and he got to go because im straight up telling you up front…no going down on me and im not doing you either and no going in the a$$ that some gay sh!t.(just my 5cent on things)lol

They forgot to mention the phrase “But my ex liked it”. That is a BIG turn-off. In bed with ME and saying ANYTHING about HER, or any other woman for that matter. I don’t care what she/they liked, if I say I don’t like it then it needs to stop.

lmao @ Candyboxxx Great list! haha oral is great but I’m here for your friend! and fcking like fred flinstone, what is up with that fa real!!! lol Is sex a task or for pleasure? lmao

@momono3 I agree, and even if a guy doesn’t say those words sometimes you can tell that either somebody really liked something that you really don’t or nobody ever told them that it wasn’t working. Either way now I have to burst his bubble. When it wouldn’t have been that hard to figure out if they would just pay attention.

**** GUYS IF WE OBVIOUSLY DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU’RE DOING, DON’T TRY HARDER…. DO SOMETHING ELSE!! ****

I HAVE A QUESTION TO EVERY FEMALE WHO READS THIS. DO YOU THINK THAT EVERY FEMALE WALKING THE PLANET HAS “GOOD PU$$Y”?
THE REASON I ASK IS BECAUSE, JUST LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD A MAN ADMITTING TO HAVING A LITTLE,SKINNY D!CK, I HAVE YET TO HEAR A WOMAN ADMIT THE TRUTH ABOUT HER V****A.
NOW DONT GET ME WRONG, I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER.
MAYBE (SOME) OF YOU FEMALES READING THIS WILL WAKE UP AND REALIZE THE TRUTH AND ADMIT IT TO YOURSELF. NOT HERE ON BLACKPLANET, NOT TO YOUR FRIENDS, BUT MAYBE THIS WILL HELP YOU OPEN UP TO YOURSELF.
MAYBE YOU CAN PROUDLY SAY ” YES………..MY PU$$Y STAYS DRY”
MAYBE YOU CAN PROUDLY SAY “YES………..MY PU$$Y IS LOOSE LIKE A MIGICAL WIZARD’S SLEEVE”
MAYBE YOU CAN PROUDLY SAY “YES………..MY PU$YY HAS A ODOR AND IT ALWAYS HAVE”
MAYBE, JUST MAYBE YOU CAN LOOK YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND ADMIT THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR V****A SO THAT YOU WOULDN’T BRING YOUR A$$ ON THE INTERNET LYING TO YOURSELF AND MILLIONS OF MILLIONS ON STRANGERS THAT YOU WILL NEVER MEET IN “REAL LIFE”, THAT YOUR V****A IS “THE BOMB”, “GOOD AS HELL”, “HAVE NI99AS CRYING” ETC……….

ALSO I’DE LIKE TO INCLUDE A LITTLE NOT SO WELL KNOWN INFORMATION FOR FEMALES THAT MAY NOT KNOW…………..

**CLEARS THROAT***

MEN FAKE ORGASMS TOO!!!!!!

I KNOW BECAUSE IM A MAN AND I HAVE DONE IT!
I’VE ‘ONLY’ DONE IT TWICE BUT I HAVE DONE IT!

WHY????? THE SAME REASON YOU FEMALES HAVE DONE IT………..SEX WAS HORRIBLE

darealreckless…preach on brotha….preach on!!!!!!!!!!

THIS ONE (1) IS FOR ALL THE LADIES. Have you ever had a MAN to tell you UP FRONT that-
1)His dick/pen1s is little?
2)He don’t wash his ass?
3)His sex is no good?
4)His dick is like a hot piece of wood?(STD-burn’ing)
5)That he fu(k more than a porn star/raw?
6)He love fu(king in the a$$?
7)He eat pu$$ie like its a 9 to 5 job?
8)The car he is driving is his home-boy/babymomma?
9)He live at home with his Momma/grandma/girlfriend/wife?
10)After sex he don’t wash his a$$-he just get up and got home?
And don’t you just HATE when they TALK all that S**T and DICK be the size of a BABY BOTTLE POP? Its not that you pu$$ie is loose its rather or not if he was meant to be a MAN?lol) So ladies when you do look in the MIRROR and you KNOW you WASH YOUR A$$/keep it CLEAN and YOUR PU$$IE smell LIKE CHERRIES and you look over your SHOULDER-AFTER sex and HIS A$$ is SNORING off ROUND 1,you got the claw marks-on your back/a$$,he done called on Jesus,woke up the hole block,maded every ugly face you want and ever saw,screamed out its good and im (uming-I can’t hold it o’sh!t yeah here it (um-im sorry I tried to hold it,then look back in that MIRROR and SMILE and SAY my PU$$IE is THE BOMB. (lol-I know alot of men are NOT going to like what I wrote but-hey its the truth.) SO ladies do you feel me?

I 4got these (um b4 he even get it in and he fu(k like a rabbit. OOOPS I meant go home…in my comment below. lol

okay………
This is greateeeeeeee
i love this is very exciting and i will like to reach out to my freinds what you are saying i think is rubbish cos you are not saying the real cos you are using an expression.

@trisha_369

Turnoffs for guys…A stretched out V****a dat reeks lol! Fat obese women are a major turnoff as well! Fake hair and anything else that would turn a fella off. U see guys have feelings too, and are sensitive to needs as well.

Damn trisha-369 who you been fu*king. You need to find some toys or something.

to trisha-369 I see you had a lot of experience…..with a whole lot of guys…a LOT of guys…wow! I bet! you stay with a bottle of penicillin in your medicine cabinet.

wow @ you men below who assume sh*t…im sure trisha will be back to defend herself…but grow the f*ck up in the meantime…

Why do we have to attack each other personally. Some men don’t wash their azz, and some women are looser than others, although looseness isn’t from triflingness, which can be cured with a bar of soap. But rather than attack one another we should use these personal opinions as learning tools so we can know what turns men and women off about each other. Why get mad and attack, unless something said has hit home, just read the comment and go on. And women, have natural childbirth. These doctors cut us open and leave us that way. It is their way of slowing down the black population. You don’t need to be cut open to give birth to a child, and they know that, but we don’t.

Momone3 is right! Such bashing!!!!!! I’m down with ALL the suggestions….and number 3 is the most critical for me; I ALWAYS very clean on my private areas, and if she smells like a autopsy or my back yard down there, I would either say to myself as a child “OOOO, Cooties”! and then go ‘NUH UNNNNNN”!

DAREALRECKLESS is on it! NUFF SAID!

Oh my God some of ya’ll are too sensitive! I found a lot of these comments (from the male and female perspective) quite funny and true. Lighten up folks, these are just peoples personal opinions and experiences. Nobody pointed you out in particular.

This is a profound article. People this is for adult minded people only, therefore if you can not take what you read and make an intelligent assessment, then please do not bother. Thank you, momono3. Just as a little scientific fact, women “private areas” come in different sizes just like males. Do not cry about the openness nor tightness of one. This has nothing to do with the character of a person nor their sexual experience. Number 1 is very important. In experience it seems this is a problem that occurs much with black males thus adding to an ongoing problem of the spread of HIV/AIDS among the black community. It kills the mood when having to stop someone, look at them crazy, and say “were you really about to enter without protection?” Take responsibility and care of your body as well as your partner. To God Be The Glory.

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fair enough, I’m humble enough to take suggestions… My greatest turn on is to please the woman anyway. Nothing sucks more than pleasing yourself and disappointing your lover

If you have to tell a man these things he is a lost cause or a busta; and thats what she wants.

wow lmao those are definitely some turn offs but me personally like it rough so i dnt mind #’s 2, 5, now # 4 is a double header for me because i dnt mind performing for my man because i aim to please and explore all possibilities but at the same time i want you to take me to ecstasy as well … but with me oral sex is optional for my partner (male/ female) because i’m not a head freak meaning u dnt have to lick it before you stick it lol im a giver more than a receiver but when it comes to guys i’m definitely a dick junkie i love the wood lmao but that’s just me ppl and yes i took it there im not ashamed and neither should you im assuming we’re all adults and can handle such issues as these if my comment is offensive to you im sorry dnt read it or better yet dnt engage in this article man up and stop being so damn sensitive DUCES!

wow i just read the others like 6 7 8 9 10 i dnt mind those either im like trina slap in my face shove it down my throat and i got a welcome sign at my backdoor c** on in it’s open lmao spraying in the face is refreshing i love fingers in unknown places it’s such a turn on to me grabbing………… daddy i like it rough grab me big daddy i know some of you are calling me all sorts of things like nasty freak but guess what you’re right i am but the thing is im woman enough to admit my s**t are you? yes i have taken it there again u want tthe truth well maybe some you cant handle the truth im a savage lil thang and could care less what you think of me but i bet you your man or woman would love it lmao …duces!!!!!

LOVE your comment Naughti…love a nice booty, a thong and some soft music and I’m a clean one( the wood especially) and sound like a clean freak, like me, and ready for a H-O-T-T-I-E like you-DUECES

Why are most of these so-called “turn offs” are real turn ons for men lol? I like skeeting all over a woman’s azz, back, stomach, tits, crack, etc. Most woman I’ve been with actually like this kinda shyt. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

@masculine31-fat obese,stretched out pu$$ie with fake hair is all you can GET? If you need a date-I can get you one if-I have to pay her myself. You got the BALLS to even (um at me TWISTED. Now that SH!T right there is FUNNY WHEN YOUR ON MY FRIEND LIST. And to TOP it OFF im NOT fat NOR is my HAIR FAKE. Now how do you know if my pu$$ie is STRETCHED OUT? DAMN I knew it was GOOD but,NOT that DAMN good to the POINT you can TOUCH,FU(K and SEE it threw the SCREEN.

@gentleman404-You sound more like a PU$$IE to me. NOWHERE near a GENTLEMAN…a REAL gentleman WOULD have KNOWN my COMMENT was not MEANT for him. And he DAMNSURE would NOT have respond to my comment. When below the comment I POSTED another man SPOKE about women in the same way. As to the TOY…THANK YOU FOR LETing ME (UM IN YOUR FACE.

@mrlosa-You trying to say I got penicillin in my medicine cabinet-THATS REALLY FUNNY coming from a N!GGA who name is spelled close to LOSER. LOL)And you WOULD know ALOT about PENICILLIN all the STD you came across from the CORNER STOP HOES YOU BE PAYING to FU(K you. After ALL you live at the HEALTH DEPARTMENT…with your LAME A$$. NOT everybody FU(K like your NASTY A$$-without a CONDOM. Look like to ME you GOT more than PENICILLIN in your momma CABINET. That just GO to show you how DUMB and IGNORANT you TYPE-you DON’T have to FU(K ALOT to KNOW all these things…So the NEXT time-you want to fu(k pay for some REAL 411 that can HELP you UNDERSTAND the FACTS of LIFE. Better YET just ASK for it LATER when you go to the HEALTH DEPARTMENT.

KML-Its FUNNY how YA’LL mrlosa,gentleman404,and masculine31…JUMPED on the BAND-WAGON of NUTS and STARTED (UMING off my COMMENTS when they 1)wasn’t meant for you and (2) the guy before me had gave a LISTED about WOMAN and I posted one for the LADIES and you got the BALLS to (um at me like some ole USED UP PU$$IES…on a paid for DICK.
SENSITIVE is what I see YA’LL as-NUT RIDING as PU$$IES who THINK ITS OK FOR A MAN TO SAY THE SAME SH!T ABOUT A WOMAN AND YOU NOT SAY SH!T ON THE WOMANS BEHALF BUT IF A WOMAN SAY THE SH!T ABOUT A MAN YA’LL GO SOFER THAN JELLO-PUDDING,POSTing UP SH!T to A RESPOND THAT WASN’T EVEN MEANT FOR YOU. (you threw the first stone so im threwing them right back at you and I know it will hit you in the FACE.) SLOLAU :)

@trisha_369

“you look over your SHOULDER-AFTER sex and HIS A$$ is SNORING off ROUND 1,you got the claw marks-on your back/a$$,he done called on Jesus,woke up the hole block,maded every ugly face you want and ever saw,screamed out its good and im (uming-I can’t hold it o’sh!t yeah here it (um-im sorry I tried to hold it,then look back in that MIRROR and SMILE and SAY my PU$$IE is THE BOMB.”

I laughed so hard when I read this part I literally cried! That’s about the funniest description I’ve ever heard in my life!!!! I have to admit I’ve been there before a time or two, you ain’t lying! Lol.

that’s for regular females I like s**ts or ho’s all that what women like crap thats for you so called good women. Give me a stripper or a call girl or porn chick an its on for get you boring females.

A pet peeve sex turn off for me is bad eating habits. If you take a swig of milk, then sit there and start talking to me with a milk mustache, don’t expect a kiss good night. I don’t know what all else you have let sit on your lip until it dried. It also shows a lack of maturity, to me.

Now thats what im talking about trisha_369…you go girl. Im like you 123D123 and im cring lol over here and you KNOW your RIGHT about what your saying trisha_369 and I don’t blame you I would have talked sh*t back to them too.

I also want to add to my list of turn-offs a guy trying to enter “the cave” without permission. Sorry, but when it comes to the backdoor, access denied!

LOL, tell him he can have the back door if he gets a bat and lets you ease that off in HIS back door. If he gets upset, then now he knows how you feel. but if he agrees to it, RUN!!
LOLOL!!

I pretty much agree with all of this except for the rough sex statement! I personally like it rough rather it be the first time or not! They most def left out one main turn off which is size for me. I don’t care if you know how to work it, if it’s tiny than please stay away!!!LOl

This is very true. I don’t know why men don’t understand about condoms being a turn off when not used. And Candyboxxx hit the nail on the head about the cave, why you always trying to sink the battleship, sodomy isn’t cute and it is pretty much an end all to any potential or future sex, cause I would think “it” would be full of bacteria upon exiting….their ain’t enough dial to have me put that near my orifices again.

I just DON’T get the anal thing. I don’t get it. There’s nothing appealing about it. A woman’s butt is a beautiful thing, but the same s**t that comes out of mine, comes out of theirs, and sex and s**t don’t mix.

i agree with all, but especially number 2. that is so rude pushing a women head. who does that???? and im so tired of hearing a guy say “he can’t feel anything with a condom on” ugh!! you going to feel that thing when it hit cha!!!

If you want to do it without a condom either be in a trusting monogamous relationship, or get married.

Nightowl358…KML-high 5 to you brother and I will never let a man even lick my a$$ muchless put his dick in it…to me its nasty and some ole in the closet gay sh!t.

I agree with you 358, 369, Candybox, monomono ; I NEVER would go into the cave; my thing is tooo big for that anyway; the v****a is the way to go, and if she’s clean like I would be, then she needs to don a thong, do a lap dance, masagges and we’re good to go……

@trisha_369…go back n read wut I typed baby girl! Nothin aimed at u…I listed 4 things dat turn us dudes off…NOT U PER SE…

@mS. cEILY Blues…why do u continuously STALK ME on BP? quit instigating bs…n grow da fcuk up!

I personally love it when a guy talks to me…just as long as he knows what to say ;)

358, 369, Candybox, monomono –Yah, the “cave” is on reserve, only for my future husband or a guy with whom I am involved on a very long-term basis..say, like three or four weeks (no, no–just kidding! LOL…Long-term is having been with that person for over two years). Even then, I’d have to get high or really drunk.

Guys do not realize that the cave is where things are emptied out–not put back in, so anything that goes in is gonna hurt like hell! Really, have you ever had use a suppository? Well, I did and I nearly threw up from the feeling of it! Now, try sticking a p***s back there–that would be like trying to shove a bowling ball into a marble bag.

I can’t stand guys who always bring up having a threesome. They think it’s cool and sexy to be with two women at once. If I told you “no” once, why do you keep bringing it up?

However, how I now respond is by saying, “sure thing–but it has to be you and another guy. And you have to f*** each other.” Their d icks get limper than a spaghetti noodle.

Condom-less sex is NASTY!!!!

Feeling you, Mizz214
Candyboxxx, I would never have a threesome with 2 girls (or 2 guys; I’m a freak, not a fruit :)), It’s not safe to be with 2 girls…as sexy as it sounds, but I don’t want to end up a statistic or like Braxton(who was found in a closet clad in drawers and a gagball in his mouth and being laughed at) from the old Jamie Foxx show…..

Jazzwatch, it’s not just about the issue of safety (which is always a concern), but it’s also about me not being a lesbian or bi-sexual, and I am selfish. I refuse to share my man with another woman and since I don’t munch fur, why would I let another woman in the bedroom?

I actually had a conversation with a male friend about this issue today. He said how he always fantasized about a threesome (with two women). I told him about how I know people who got into it and it opened a BIG Pandora’s Box. Some of these guys’ women ended being turned out by the other woman and the men simply could not cope. Needless to say, they broke off their relationships with these women. I also have a female friend who got into it…started cheating on her husband with a couple (man and woman). She couldn’t get enough and despite the fact that she felt guilty (rolling my eyes), she still did it. ALSO, the man ended up pursuing her behind his woman’s back. That’s why I warn people to be careful for what they wish for when it comes to threesomes.

Ladies, if a man ‘pushes your head down” or even lays back and casually demands that you “suck on this for awhile”. He don’t respect you. And if he suggests you, him and another girl do a threesome, he not only lacks respect but wants to see if you are stupid enough to do it. And I say the word ‘stupid’ because that is the first thing he’s going to call you behind your back if you go along with it.

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OMG….

Threesomes are for fruitcakes not everyone likes them and I for one would never share my man nor would I participate in that nasty sh it.

Candyboxxx, I dig you….I had an encounter several years ago. These 2 ladies I knew wasn’t interested in me; they just wanted me to TKINK we’re going to have sex which in fact they was goingto rob me in my house and embarass me in the process….

To you and other availible HOTTIES. I’ll srick to just ONE lady, and if she has nice eyes. affectionate and rocks well in a thong ( nice booty and be a freak), we’re good to go :)

Well. souveu34, go ahead and laugh…you know you want to ;)

Those turnoff could also applies to men, too, but another personal turn off to me if she wear GRANNY PANTIES looking like from the 1920s…..YUCK!!!!

jazzwatch-If she didn’t lol-im doing alot of it for her. I didn’t know they still made those. Come on now wouldn’t you just love to see her come out the bathroom with a pretty pink pair on and rollers in her jair? KML :)

When you about put in she smell like nasty fish not happen

Trish, I want to see that thong, plus those ladies back in the day had flat booties-not appealing….
I’d run like hell :)

what’s KML?????

” TOP TEN TURN OFFS FOR MEN ON BP”————————————— 1—FEMALES WHO HAVE MAYA ANGELOU–hope i spelled that right—POEMS ON THEIR PAGE PICS OF THEIR CHILDREN AND MY AND MY P***S—-IZZZZZZZ FAVORITE PICS OF THEM IN THE BATHROOM WITH THEIR CAMERA PHONE SHOWING OFF THEIR WHAT MAY BE BEAUTIFUL OR NOTTTTTTTTTTT—-lodda nots—–ASS N BIDDIES —OH AND THEIR COMMENT THAT SAYS DONT SEND ME A NOTE TELLIIN ME HOW U WANNA F**K——REALLY—-NOTHING TURNS ME ON MORE THAN A WOMAN WHO IS SEXY CLASSY—AND I KNOW YALL WANNA SHOW OFF YA TA TAS AND JAY JAYS—-YOU WERE BLESSED WIT EM —-BUT REALIZE THIS I AM A MIRROR AND THE IMAGE U SHOW UPON ME I CAN ONLY SHOW THAT SAME IMAGE BACK TO U—Or basicaLLY iF your A Rat OR RATt actin thas WHAT I CAN GIVE U IS CHEESE–and cheese i meen my DICK N BALLZ—————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————2======WHEN FEMALES PUT THE TEN YEAR AGO PICS ON HERE AND WHEN U MEET THEM THEY LOOK LIKE MONIQUE IF SHE ATE PRECIOUS——WAD DA FUGGGGGGGGGG—LOL HEY KIDS THIS REMINDS ME OF A TIME WHEN I MET A CHICK ON HERE AND HER PICS WERE REALLY GRAND—-AND I GET THERE AND SHE LOOKED LIKE….WELL SHE LOOKED NOT SO HOT —I HAD TO GO BACK TO MY CAR AND GET THESE FLOWERS I HAD GOT FOR HER—ONLY I DIDNT BRING THEM WITH ME SO I HAD TO RIGHT THEN AND THERE TURN THE CAR ON AND LLEAVE—–HAD TO GO HOME——HER FACE AND BODY WERE SO JIHAD—–BUT THERE ARE WORSE STORIES—LIKE A BUD OF MINE WHO WENT ON A SIMULAR MISSION AND THE CHICK ENDED UP BEING SOME DUCK AND BELLS—yea a man n drag—–I WAS WITH HIM ON THAT TRIP AND SO ANYTIME THE HOMIES ARE TOGETHER AND WERE BREW-D UP AND JOKES AND INSULTS ARE A FLYING HE NEVER THROWS EM AT ME………BECAUSE HE KNOWS—HE KNOWS—-IVE GOT NEO-TYPE FILES ON HIM——————-OK I CCANT DO TEN MAN IVE RUND–lol rund–OUT OF S**T TO SAY—-

LOL@jazzwatch and trish369 convo re: granny panties with flat fannys lol….

Trisha-369, I could ONLY get with a lady with a booty thong or nothing at all (smile), not with a lady who wears drawers-I mean panties like Aunt Bea-NUH UNNNN!

Hey souveu34. that was the norm back in the day, but not for me- I DON’T THINK SO! just give a booty like Serena Williams, yours or the other HOTTIES here, just no trannies, Amber Roses or the other B-U-T-T-A-F-A-C-E-S ;)

DID U KNOW THAT THEIR MAKING MACE NOW WITH WOMENS V****A SECRITIONS——-YEA THEY LET IT FIRMENT—U KNOW THAT PUNGENT SMELL U SMELL SOMETIMES WHEN SOMEONE HASNT BEEN MANNING THE CLEAN SHIPP===I THINK ITS GONNA STOP BAD GUYS IN THEIR TRACKS —U CANT GET THAT STUFF OFF OF U NO SOAP CAN WAS**T—-AND ON THE RUN POLICE DOGS WOULD HAVE NO PROB FINDING EM—-HUHHHHHHH

I know another turn off; when you’re sexing itup, then she farts?????? That happened to me once..Better stay away from those White Castles….

OHHHHHHH A SEXY TURN ON FOR ME IS WHEN SHE SAYS—–Y ARE U BREATHING LIKE THAT ……AND I GODDA MAKE UP AN EXCUSE LIKE OH IM TRYING TO TALK TO U ON THE PHONE AND DO THE LAUNDRY——BUT U GUYS KNOW WHAT IM REALLY DOING—-U KNOW

I’m sorry but am I hearing dudes saying they wouldn’t wanna be with 2 chics at once??? Hmmmm, that’s odd. Now 2 dudes and 1 chic is just a train if you ask me.

Jazz…You don’t like Granny panties? Dang–didn’t you know that Granny panties are the new thong? J/K.. LOL.

You also mentioned being affectionate is a plus. I hear you! There is nothing worse than an inattentive lover (or one that screws like a caveman). I am super affectionate. I have to be cuddled throughout the night…it’s horrible.

Breaking wind during sex is also a crime. Embarassing, too. Coochie farts are kind of funny though…a little embarrassing at times, but my one male friend told me that “good pus*y always speaks for itself”! ROTFLMAO

LOL….this is the first true article from you all. Thanks….guys pay attention!!! LOL JK

Adding to my list of sexual turn-offs: Man boobs.

…and dick stink.

…smacking my ass too hard.
…talking to much during sex (if I wanted talk, I’d turn on CNN!)

LOL@ MANBOOBS…GROSS. ANUS STUFF IS A NOOO NOO…NUT IS ALSO A NO NO…

YALL ARE GROSS

lol some of this stuff is a on the list for me as a man, condoms always, hygiene always, and no selfishness

manboobage is scary. Imagine opening up some guy’s shirt and his bosom pops out! That is when you wait a few moments before you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come out and then lie and say, “oh, darn–I just started my period!” Escaping to the nearest emergency exit…

..Okay…I need to stop. I am out of order….I need to get back to work…

lmao….this made my day lol..you guys are too funny….and coochie poots are funny….dudes that don’t brush they teeth is just so damn gross…I had this one dude that had merrita white bread (yeast)on his teeth..(it was natural he did not just get through eating a sandwich).So i did the bathroom check for tooth brush and tooth paste…AND THERE WAS NONE..WTF then he tried to kiss me…i was not having it…..then he tried to eat my p***y…and i was NOT EVEN GONE LET HIM GO DOWN ON ME let alone kiss me..if you don’t brush your teeth i know u dont wash your azz(what is the world coming to).I jump skipped the hell outta there…please hygiene is a must take care of yourself…roflmdao at manboobage and at duck and bells…HE KNOWS..please stop..lol my side hurts. AND y’all talking about a woman not looking like her picture, try a man not looking like his. This one dud(yes i said dud) said he was 6’4 and i’m 6’1(tall glass of water) and he was shorter then i was then he had a pic where he was all skinny, he looked like fat albert with a close cut…wth. BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, if you gotta lie about what u look like and who you are….what else you gone lie about

@ jazzwatch-I was just joking with you but,what if she didn’t wear any at all…how would that make you feel? By the way I think you got a good since of humor. :)

Oh and be careful (LADIES) about who you let suck on your breast! cause y’all…i had a REALLY bad experience! ( sheds tear) this one dude sucking on my nipple and i guess it got good to him and he DAMN NEAR BIT MY NIPPLE OF…dont you know MY NIP NIPS are sensitive(serious face) it was bleeding (i still have nightmares) Never again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ CrEaMeH-kml….girl you too. I told my mother and she told me you got to feed him first. slol

Candyboxx- I would cuddle you all night and not smack that booty, but flip it and rub it down, but you cannot wear Aunt bea’s panties :)

trish-369, I would walk like Fred Sanford :)

Another turn off is that a lady wear pants that is WAYYYYYY to small on her, and the shirt, too…..not appealing….

roflmao whats wrong jazzwatch you dont like the muffin top look lmao..oh your comment had me dying….men with extra tight clothes on is not cool either or too loose , i dont wanna see the crack of your azz….oh and ladies its ok to not wear a bra when your in the comfort of your own home but PLEASE Wear one in public…(you making other woman look bad) boobs look like a PAIR OF PANTS (STARCH, IRONED, and Creased )roflmao….
and trisha_369 ill remember that next time…lol….

CrEaMeH–you said that a blind date you went out with looked like FAT ALBERT? AH-HAH AHA HA AHA AHHA!!!

(SINGING the theme) NAH, NAH, NAH, GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME (Hey, hey, hey!)

JAZZ, I’M YOURS. LET’S BE CYBER GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND. lol

I can’t stand to see Ball Toe on a man. Balltoe is on a man what camel-toe is on a woman. The skinny jeans on men is in, I know, but fellas; please no ball toe!!

Oh, and I won’t wear Aunt Bea’s panties. I’ll wear my own: black, double-ply spandex briefs with the side reinforcements. J/K!!

For me it’s:

Bad breath
Busted feet – weird, but I like pretty feet
Too agressive(you come across desperate)
Willing to f*** on the first date
Stank coochie – have not encountered this one. Hopefully I won’t, but I don’t have to encounter it to know it’ll turn me off.

talking too much is a turn off and bad hygiene is terrible. also asking me how was it? was i the best?

You must feed the needy (Hello),but dont you hate when you have to show them how to do OMG!

WINCIE, oh–I HATE it when a guy asks me “how was it” or if they were the best or they brag about turning me out when I could have had better sex with a mini pickel. WTF?

guys who been watching way too much porn are a turn off. you can tell he been watching too much by the way he makes love. wants to do everything like it is being filmed. tongue kiss with mouth wide open, keep watching your facial expressions, wants to see it go in and out, wants to shoot it in your face, keeps asking questions, demand that you be loud, wants to pull hair ahd call names. etc,, these men have been watching too much unrealistic sex via porn movies and cannot be good lovers.

Candybnoxxx,I wouldn’t want to do that…I rather have you NEXT to me now…talk is talk. but i rather walk the walk, H-O-T-T-I-E, because I’m here all alone and don’t want to balk the balk….

sapandex sounds good, but I prefer the thong………or a bikin, then a lap dance, not cyber, baby ;)

momono3 ,don’t dig porn either..watching is not as good as doing….

CrEaMeH. Nope, mush rooms and canntelopes belongs at the supermarket, not on a woman, but I do like tight pants on a woman (spandex or sweat pants), but not with a message on your ass saying ‘Angel” or “Hot’ or “juicy”….that’s a turn off; you’ll never see a message on her backside say B-U-T-T-A-F-A-C-E or “Come and Get It”, now would you?????

What about fake hair? Stroking it till it’s all stroked off…..

Mono–Yah, the Dirk Digglers of the world annoy men (porn watchers). I mean, really, if you have to watch porn while being with me (in the act), then we’ve reach the end of the road.

Jazz…are you flirting with me? ;)

mistake: I mean to write that Dirk Digglers of the world annoy ME (not men).

I hate navel lint. Why can’t men pay more attention to their belly buttons?

big turn off is putting a womens legs on your shoulders and then smelling corn chips, lol

BLAS1AN06–Cornchips? LOL….AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! But is the smell coming from her feet or somewhere else??!! LOL…

Candyboxxx, you bet your underwear, and not Aunt Bea’s ones, either ;)

I swear of only 3 porn films I’d seen, why do they have to play music that came fro George Of The Jungle and Looney Tunes or other old cartoon music??? SMH……plus I hate all that heavy breathing…they need to go see a doctor……. also SMH…..

Nightowl, I agree with you on the stank cootchie; I dated thsi one girl. and she was nothing but a golddigger. talking about wanting this wanting that…… she was built like Queen Litifah, and she was wearing a thong, and she did had a great booty, but I smelled something real funny (I washed up prior to the date) down THERE- I lost my desires…

Another one I dated years before that this lady was about 6′ 1″. had a slamming body, but smelled like a 25 yeard old can of pickeled herring, talked like Bullwinkle and in her face, I have to put down my trademark B-U-T-T-A-F-A-C-E…
So I feel you on bad cootchie, dude…….

And I don’t like Yellow teeth (Not gold-it;s tacky, too). I once mistaken it for gold. and done some jewlerry in the past, that pretty girls teeth wasn’t rocking it like those rapper; it was rocking with decay SMH……

Damn! I wrote a beautiful paragraph on the art of sexing a woman, and HB didn’t post it…said something about my posts coming to fast (how appropriate for a sex forum-LOL).

Poor Candyboxx…..I bet it was dope stuff…….

Just a few pointers, is all! OMG–I need to stay off these message boards! They are “slightly” addictive. Oh well…work is so boring though.

Candyboxxx, don’t do that…you made some interesting points…glad you can share them……

Thanks Jazz (my new online b/f! LOL)

Coincidentally, today I had lunch with my guy friend. He asked me what features in a guy (physical and intangible) attracts a woman. I thought, “wow, I was just discussing this on HB!” (more about sexual turn-offs though). Anyway, I told my friend (I’ll call him Vance) that it is that “jai ne ce quois”, which roughly translates into “I don’t know”. Basically, it is a guy’s “IT” factor. As I explained to Vance, who seems to be mildly clueless on women despite the fact that he is married to a beautiful sister, the “It” factor varies from woman to woman with regard to physical traits.

I won’t get into a long drawn out description of what I like, but what I told dear Vance is that even if a man is handsome or “fine”, there may not be any chemistry because he doesn’t have the “It” factor. For instance, I went on a blind date with a guy who was very handsome, nicely built (a bit thicker, but solid) and would have been a catch for any woman. Yet, he didn’t have that “swagger”…I don’t mean in that thuggish way, but he had wide movements in his body language that suggested his lack of awareness of other people’s space. His gait was off…Basically, his body language (and the pitch in his voice) turned me right off. First and last date.

On the other hand, there have been men I dated who were not that handsome (not many though! LOL), but carried themselves with ease, confidence and poise that they captured my attention–that and how a guy navigates me through a crowd by either standing behind me and gently pressing the small of my back or by being in front of me and clearing the way while I am walking behind him.

It’s the little chivalrous actions that are the real panty droppers, men. Women want to know that you are their protector! Good hygiene and all the other assumptions being present, if you show chivalry and really court a woman, she just may want to be wifey!

I can dig that, Candy (SMILE)..I heard you got a date with another guy; B-U-S-T-E-D!!!

I don’t go for looks (but don’t be a B-U-T-T-A-F-A-C-E), nice eyes. booty, she has to affectionate, a little freaky, smell good, I want a girl to SHOW ME, affection, charm. intelligence, sense of humor and be able to have a career interest (I’m a cartoonist). I want a REAL HOTTIE on my side. Oh, she must not wear Aunt Bea’s drawers, I mean undergarments…..

Jazz, what you described in your “wish list” is what a lot of women I know possess. You’ll find your girl!

And as for my date…yah, we’ve talked for some time, so it will not be awkward, but men come and go… ; )

I should write a book on my dating escapades…kind of like a chronicle…some of the dates I have been on were CRAZY! LOL

Candy, women will come and go, too (there’s more women than men 1 to 8 I heard)…i believe you, and i had some that weren,t fine, but more like B-U-T-T-A-F-A-C-E-S and hot mess from down under, if you know what I mean, and some that wore Aunt Bea’s drawyers-i mean undergarments………

Stop that blushing outthere, you HOTTIES!! :)

Jazz, yah, the ratio of women to men is pretty high, but it’s just like looking for a job: all it takes is ONE good one. Hence, my lack of urgency to be married off.

I’ve had my share of Butthisfaces…I don’t like babyfaces either. I like a man to look like a man!

Candyboxx, I feel ya (too I can do the literally), but I would like to be married, too, but I like a woman to be a woman (with nice eyes and big booty (not Kim K, but like Serena) and has a personality close to Mrs Huxtable and not Aunt Ester…..

You are certainly NOT a B-U-T-T-A-F-A-C-E, but a C-A-N-D-Y-F-A-C-E

Oh, now…you know how to make a girl blush! (batting my eyelashes)

Candyboxxx blushing like a tomato,,,ohhh you poor babyyyyy! hope it’s not about the Aunt Bea drawers….:)

Jazzwatch…so my date went fairly well, but I dunno.

Well. Candyboxxx h-o-t-t-i-e. I haven’t dated in ages..most of them here where I live are chickenheads, hoes and b-u-t-t-a-f-a-c-e-s with more kids than that Jon and Kate couple…I’ll keep trying….

I know another turn off for ME; see a lady with jacked up teeth, or missing ones SMH…it’s not sexy(ran into some that was otherwise attractive and I have ALL mine); right down there with people having gold grilled teeth (flavor flav) SMH…..

@ Nightowel358-you got me crying over here and I hate a man who smell bad with bad breathe-it will make me mase him with some gum and breathe mints and a bar of dial-soap,water,and a wash cloth.lol And BLAS1AN06 you got me-not wanting to eat anymore cornchips-lol and I pray you was just joking about the smell of cornchips. And jazzwatch-im trippin off the walking like Red Foxx and missing teeth-lol and I don’t like it when a man smile and his teeth is missing and its looking like a dark cave…lol its really is a turn off.

Carolinagirlsrdabnest, you know what’s up, H-O-T-T-I-E. and if she wears panties that my grandmother wore in 1918 or AUnt Bea, it’s not happenin’……..and a lap dance for me WIll make me walk like Fred Sanford ;)

Another turn off is fake hair! I don’t like weaves you can stroke it (like stroking Mr. Ed’s tail) and then I feel head that feels like the exterior of a bowling ball…..
Same goes for wigs. too…..
I still got mine, and if it goes, I WON’T cover the top with no damn topue, making me look like Bing Crosby!

Another turn off is lying….this woman lied about her WEIGHT…she said she was medium built, but she looked as wide as my car! Another thing was her teeth-or lack of it…..my great nephew have more teeth than HER! And the last thing was her SMELL (you know what I’m talking about) my backyard with my German Sheppard smelled better and she ALWAY beg me for money and expect me to be her ATM machine ALL the time SMH and fell down!

LOL, if a woman refers to herself as “thick” and you’ve never seen her in person(because you may have met online), sadly, you shouldn’t trust that.

But, Nightowl, when they say thick, not fat, if if walks likea duck, talks likea duck…then……I can imagaing what pair of drawers she would wear!