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There is a little known phenomenon amongst black women and it goes like this: You are lying in the bed with your boyfriend who also happens to be black, this is the first time that the two of you are about to have sex. He is kissing you all over, while sending tingles down your spine. When you get to his “sensitive area,” you ‘feel’ pleasantly surprised, but not shocked thinking, ‘just enough’ but hoping that he knows how to do the work.

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Then you ask the responsible question: “Do you have a condom?” You can see out the corner of your eye a sparkling, gold, square package. He pulls it closer and you notice that the wrapper has bold black writing, yes it says Magnum. He has a Magnum, large size condom that he is about to put on his medium size penis—why!

Now you know two things about your man:

1) He has no point of reference: That’s not that bad because maybe he never peeked while in his high school gym class, at a urinal, or he is not a porno junkie.

2) He is delusional about what he is working with: This is the hard one because some silly girl lied and now you have to dash the man’s hopes of being the biggest penis of all time.

7 Reasons You Should Walk Away

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  • http://www.blackplanet.com/SpiceCRed504/ SpiceCRed504

    Baby!!! Aint that the truth!! It is the women’s fault! Stop lyin to these lil men!! They hurtin feelins! LOL

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/LivingOxymoron/ LivingOxymoron

    hey what about the brothers that actually need a Magnum…???
    Personally, I prefer Trojan Magnums cause the regular ones are too tight/uncomfortable and other brands tend to break during the act, which defeats the purpose of wearing one
    hey some of us, need Magnums….Big Ups to Trojan for considering the big dyck brothers….there would be more illegitimate kids and STD(s) w/o them thinking of us (wink)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/LivingOxymoron/ LivingOxymoron

    Another thing….according to studies the average erect p***s length is 5″ so if a dude is playing w/ at least 7+ he got enough pipe for the average woman and you women that require more are either “Pain Freaks” or got a big phussy(mind you, which is not something a woman should want to be known for…..think about it…???)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Shamel_/ Shamel_

    LMAO! This article is funny but true. I guess the same goes for women with our breast size. Most women don’t know their bra/cup size but when they go and get measured it is ALMOST ALWAYS a different size than what they thought. I think men should be happy with what they have. There is somebody for everybody. The saying goes “it is not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean” (lol).

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/veronicasedeno/ veronicasedeno

    this is fuuny. something happen to me like this lmao!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/qadavis/ qadavis

    If you put the condom on your p***s and it looks like a sock hanging off of it. THE CONDOM IS TOOO BIG!!! It doesn’t look good. And deep inside the girl you’re with is laughing her azz off at you. There is nothing wrong with wearing a regular size condom. Instead of worrying about what size the condom is, worry about your performance. And when you see that girl on the street that told you that you needed a magnum, beat her tail! Cause she was dead wrong.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/951aphrodite22/ 951aphrodite22

    I had a similar experience as well and it’s no fun when it comes off then you have to find it not cool Fellas get it together!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CAROBINSONFIELDS/ CAROBINSONFIELDS

    Well if the condom fits wear it!! If it doesn’t fit, well i can’t speak of what I don’t know. Me and my baby have stock in that company. YES!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/goodness4sho/ goodness4sho

    rotflmao!!! just keep it real and b true to you

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/2daTopnonStop/ 2daTopnonStop

    Black men need to stop believing all the hype…not ALL black men are swanging like a horse…and not all other races are ity-bity~ trust

    As far as the condoms are concerned we women need to keep both sizes on hand right in the nightstand~ just in case cuzz you never know~also keep ‘em in your purse…better safe than sorry~

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/soveu34/ soveu34

    This should be dedicated to lil wayne and the posses like him lmaooooo any ways its better for them to dream big than to dream with no condom on lol

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Da_J_Rok/ Da_J_Rok

    If it doesn’t “Fit” u need to Quit…lol Unofficial quote RIP J. Cochran

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Satinsheets2/ Satinsheets2

    Dag! I never knew condoms came in different sizes… All I know is they are all to small.
    Do they have um for the horsemen??…LOL

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/QueenFisa/ QueenFisa

    OK, A BIG DIKK DOES NTHN 4MOST WOMEN, SOME OF YALL CAN’T EVEN WORK THAT S**T RITE. BESIDES MOST G-SPOT R LIKE 2IN N THE PU$$Y SO YA MISSIN THE POINT NEWAYZ. INSTEAD OF TRYNA RAM YA S**T ALL UP N A CHICK, TRYNA “BEAT HER WALLZ DOWN”, U SHLD TAKE THE TIME 2REALLY GET HER OFF, AND WE WLDNT HAFTA SPEND SO MUCH TIME FAKING IT.

    I DNT GIVE A DAMN WAT KINDA CONDOM URE WEARING AS LONG AS URE WEARING IT RITE AND IT LASTS

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Nunya327/ Nunya327

    LMAO, but some should take note!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/FYFM/ FYFM

    @ 2daTopnonStop… I do just that! Magnums and Trojans I am surely one to correct ya a$$, “naw Sweetie, not the shiny gold, but the mustard gold” LOL cause last a chick need is to go to the ER and get that MF removed cause it’s too big and slid off inside LMAO…. not a pretty situation EWWWWWWW

    {Smooches BP Fam}

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/mzkeyz03/ mzkeyz03

    lol

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/samsthewon/ samsthewon

    I know a lot of women are gonna be all over this one.I feel as a man a Black man I’ve gotta chime in on this one.Traditionally Black men have alway’s been larger in length as well as in girth(thickness)If this had not been the case why were their so many “Castration’s” back in slavery day’s and such.Surely it’s true not all Black men live up to their Mandigo(African)heritage.Some of that’s got to be blamed on ol’ “MASSA’S” A$$…out their in the barn Dipping and Dabbing with Black women.Changing our whole Ethnicity,in a sense.Bad enough that we as Black people had our whole Culture ripped right away from us!…As far as other races of men being Well Endowed.Kid’s now a day’s are growing up in the Era of quick gro food’s.What I mean by that for example…30 or 40yrs ago…you didn’t see 12 or 13 year old girl’s running around with C or D cup sized Breast’s.That not only apply’s to the girl’s as you could Imagine.Like if it’ll do that to young girl’s.Then what to the boy’s? But fellas wear the appropriate size.But I’ve gotta say this also…it’s not alway’s that the men are to small.But some of you lady’s out there for what ever reason,are a lil’ on the large size echo;echo.Maybe after you have/had a baby…have the Doc sew a few extra stitches in for us guy’s!!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Cape_a_Rican_86/ Cape_a_Rican_86

    mmm not all black men are super hung which is cool everyone is diffrent, but magnums are good for length and grith. some guys might not be extra long but are extra thick and a magnum will fit better..all i am trying to say is get a condom that fits you. but i will say the gold wraper is a plus in my book.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/trisha_369/ trisha_369

    KML-at this TOPIC…all I can say is MEN you KNOW your DICK is LITTLE if you can do theses things-
    1)if you can hold your dick in your hand and its on hard and it look like a hotdog in a bun-you know you got a lil dick.
    2)if you can put your dick threw a tissue paper holder on hard and you only see the closed eye-you know you got a lil dick.
    3)if you got to lean into the tiolet to take a piss and still miss you know you got a lil dick.
    4)if your condoms look like your pants-half off your a$$ you know you got a lil dick.
    5)if your girl is screaming and you know you don’t have it in-you know you got a lil dick.
    Im just have fun with this TOPIC and MEN don’t take what I wrote to the heart. lol-I feel that its NOT how big it is-ITS how you work it and as LONG as you RAP it UP and THEY don’t BREAK-you done the JOB well.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MR_NANASTROKER/ MR_NANASTROKER

    samsthewon
    well said brother

    Castration is really the hidden truth that Caucasians try 2 hide during slavery and these current days also

    now you women KNOW most men are not going 2 say or be honest with the size of their manhood so they will buy the magnum size 2 feel good about themselves
    the truth of the matter is women will not be 2 quick 2 have sex with you AFTER the first time or few times if you are not holding a normal size package….they have 2 gain up enough will 2 have sex with you again the next time because they know what they are getting themselves in2….they will attempt to try 2 take that much penetration but it may be uncomfortable for them or they may not even get any kind of pleasure from it and the ones that do…..it’s kinda ironic because big women cannot take it but slim women take it…that always puzzled me

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MR_NANASTROKER/ MR_NANASTROKER

    samsthewon
    well said brother

    Castration is really the hidden truth that Caucasians try 2 hide during slavery and these current days also

    now you women KNOW most men are not going 2 say or be honest with the size of their manhood so they will buy the magnum size 2 feel good about themselves
    the truth of the matter is women will not be 2 quick 2 have sex with you AFTER the first time or few times if you are not holding a normal size package….they have 2 gain up enough will 2 have sex with you again the next time because they know what they are getting themselves in2….they will attempt to try 2 take that much penetration but it may be uncomfortable for them or they may not even get any kind of pleasure from it and the ones that do…..it’s kinda ironic because big women cannot take it but slim women take it…that always puzzled me

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MR_NANASTROKER/ MR_NANASTROKER

    I have the slightest Idea why they always post my replies twice cause trust me it isn’t me

    Unconditional Love
    2Pac was a Legend unlike none other

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Dopegurlmagic17/ Dopegurlmagic17

    YES YES YES!!! but its not all black men, white and hispanic men do it too… i think men who are tryin to impress a black woman do it. but da s**t aint safe if it dont fit… s**t happens i always be like… here use my condom dodo

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/moniQTee/ moniQTee

    “He has a Magnum, large size condom that he is about to put on his medium size p***s—why”

    ROFLMAO!!! That is so true!! I’ve even had one that did on a much less than medium winky! LMAO! SMH…PuhLease. LOL!

    I

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MR_NANASTROKER/ MR_NANASTROKER

    Nas
    got A new song
    Google nas “fear of the black man’s p***s”

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CaliFemme23/ CaliFemme23

    LMMFAO@ Trisha….your list is real talk!!! #4 and 5 are HILARIOUS!!!! dont be offended fellas..its just us havin fun….(on some real sh*it though! LOL)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Msz_DeEvIouz689/ Msz_DeEvIouz689

    this happened to me from the dude, wow and his pen** was micro literally… alot of dudes are subconcious about their pen**, alot of them look at porn alot and girls lie to them and i even had an ex tell me that his diq is the biggest in the world, he was packn but dont be gasn your own head up now

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/chardee/ chardee

    wow there are not alot of comments here..why? I dont know. But I feel like this, people say black men have the biggest ****. Stuff like once you go black u wont go back, or whatever. not all blk men are hanging. theres alot of little ones out there. there are white and other color men who are big as or bigger than blk men.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/momono3/ momono3

    I guess the same reason so many black women claim to have a ‘tight’ kooch. The old saying used to be “I can pi$$ in a coke bottle”.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/trisha_369/ trisha_369

    Men STOP lying about your SIZE and LETS look at FACTS and SOME women MIGHT not LIKE what IM typing BUT-its ALL out of FUN with the MAGNUM. Men its NOT always your SIZEs that count…YOU can tell YOURSELF these things NEXT time your having SEX. IF a WOMANS PU$$IE-
    1)having you calling 911 for help from on the inside-its not your dick size.
    2)if you fall in and you know you hadn’t touched nor licked it and you need a rope to get out-its not your dick size.
    3)if you hear your homeboy calling for help and you don’t see him in the room-its not your dick size.
    4)if she say harder and she want it all in and your down to your nuts-you know its not your dick size.
    5)if she scream and can’t find you and you know your on the inside with your homeboy,cousin,daddy,that n!gga your beefing with,and others you don’t know-its not your dick size.
    And men IF you put it ON her and SHE go to SLEEP get up and FIXs you BREAKFAST in bed-that just mean she was hungry and she didn’t want to just eat infront of you. (LOL once again IM JUST HAVING FUN with this TOPIC.) NO HARD FEELINGS. KML

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/trisha_369/ trisha_369

    Thanks CaliFemme23 and I hope the ladies part make you lol as well.
    momono3-I was kml at the coke bottle…never heard that 1 b4.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/mixedcutensexi/ mixedcutensexi

    First of all I must say, it is not that serious, I mean please. I can’t judge other races because I have only dated black men and sizes do vary within. Now, you can have one the size of a miniature jarred pickle or one the size of a nice sized cuc**ber what works for me is something in between the two. Not too big, and definitely not too little. Consider me goldilocks I like things just right. But seriously though all men vary in size, and as far as castration goes, that was happening long before white men brought the slaves over here castration of slaves dates back to the Egyptians and likely beyond. The purpose of castration was to ensure a slave does not impregnate any wives, daughters, or sisters. Get over it, as it had nothing to do with length, girth, or a white man’s inferiority complex. Damn the way people let shhhhht get to their heads!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/superman69recon/ superman69recon

    its not the lentgh its not the size its how many times you make it rise.so you guys are trippin about magnum what if your guy pulls out a magnum-xl then what your still not happy.what ever happen to LOVE

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/samsthewon/ samsthewon

    I’m just throwing this out here…But does anyone know what size,as far as Inch’s goes does the “Magnum’s” start out for.8″ or better 9″ or better etc;etc;…I’ve gotta throw this out here also as far as some of you lady’s comment’s goes.Why is it that you say that size doesn’t really matter…but at the same time.Be out and about with your girl friend’s and be like “Girl He Had(s)A Big OL’ D’ck”You know yall do that.Just like men get together and talk Shyt!…You never,or shall I say you’ll never gonna hear no woman saying.Girl I wish my man had a lil’ OL’ D!ck!…It’s just not gonna happen.We (I)still love the lady’s though…I might have to contact the TROJAN,company for my first question!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/LDUBJR/ LDUBJR

    LOL I Cant wait for the “so she said she got that good p***y, but you can walk in and out without stooping over.” Seriously even Trojan’s regular condoms vary with size. Some squeeze the blood right out, lol others fit juuust right. Happy f**king folks.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MR_NANASTROKER/ MR_NANASTROKER

    now you women KNOW most men are not going 2 say or be honest with the size of their manhood so they will buy the magnum size 2 feel good about themselves
    the truth of the matter is women will not be 2 quick 2 have sex with you AFTER the first time or few times if you are not holding a normal size package….they have 2 gain up enough will 2 have sex with you again the next time because they know what they are getting themselves in2….they will attempt to try 2 take that much penetration but it may be uncomfortable for them or they may not even get any kind of pleasure from it and the ones that do…..it’s kinda ironic because big women cannot take it but slim women take it…that always puzzled me

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/00I_AM_SHE/ 00I_AM_SHE

    lmao

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MzBadAzzitGets/ MzBadAzzitGets

    UM I DON’T CARE IF A WOMEN DOES LIE TO THE MAN SAYING IT BIG WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THAT CONDOM LOOKING LIKE A LOOSE SOCK NEEDING TO ROLL UP..SECOND I DON’T KNOW WHAT SOME OF YALL IS TALKING ABOUT SAYING SIZE DON’T MATTER CUZ IF U LIL AND TRYING TO WORK IT U NOT DOING NOTHING BUT GIVING URSELF A WORK OUT…BEING TO BIG IS NOT THE TRUTH EITHER U CAN’T FEEL NOTHING BUT STRAIGHT PAIN…IT BEING JUST RIGHT IS THE BEST….SECOND DON’T LIE TO ME CUZ I SWEAR I AM THE TYPE WHO WILL LET U KNOW…ESPECIALLY WHEN U ASK ME THAT DUMB ASS QUESTION BABY DID U C**? WTF WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT U SHOULD KNOW BUT THE P***Y CLAMPING…ON YA THEN IMMA TELL U WAS IT WORKING OR NOT CUZ HONESTLY I CANT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WACK DICK MAN…ITS NOT GOING TO WORK..SO YEA GET UR RIGHT SIZE CUZ MAGNUMS DON’T IMPRESS ME UNTIL I FEEL LIKE IT FEELS LIKE IT IS MAGNUM WORTH DUECES****

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/momono3/ momono3

    re the coke bottle comment-my mom and her folks are from louisiana. they say the women there liked to sit around and brag about how good their cush was. my momma and auntie were kids eavesdropping when they should have been in bed during one of these bragging matches when this one woman stood up and bested everybody when she said “yeah, well my puzzy so tight i can pi$$ in a coke bottle, you heffas”.

    momma and auntie got thier azz whup because they bust out laughing and got caught.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/DAREu2debate/ DAREu2debate

    Come on now….ol’ loo$e vag*na having women trying to speak up on a man’s size. That just kills me!
    Females these days are hilarious! If u have a wide gaping grand canyon hole for a puzzy then of course nothing is going to be a good size for you!

    So yea…for each girl talkin that “he was small” crap…I bet you are open real wide! LoL….

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/1shaund/ 1shaund

    Wow! This is a hot topic.
    I most say that this condom thing has happen to me before.
    Yep but you live and you learn. lol
    But i wasn’t trying to impress a female.
    The lady at the store said,”this is what the BLACK MEN wear honey”.
    Nine months later I was holding my daughter…. WHAT?!!!
    DAMN lol

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/1shaund/ 1shaund

    So there you have it… To that special lady out there reading this right now just know.
    I aint gonna kill you with it.. But I can tickle that funny bone a lil somethin-somethin. lol

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/TASTYCHOCOLATE317/ TASTYCHOCOLATE317

    Funny right here yall…..had to put him on blast…ok me and this dude about to hook up…he has a Magnum rubber with a Lifestyle size p***s…….the mofo Magnum comes off inside of me. WOW!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/TASTYCHOCOLATE317/ TASTYCHOCOLATE317

    How does lil men feel when they see a mandingo person. LOL! I know they be like wow what happened to me.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/sexy_shea18/ sexy_shea18

    Wow!!! Well me personally I like one thats just right!!! If its not you just feel like you being pounded on!!! But I don’t like them small!!! LoL!!!! But like the saying goes…. Don’t jump in the water if you don’t no how to swim, you might drown!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/TOTALBODYIMAGE/ TOTALBODYIMAGE

    ROTFLMMAO!!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/3iiiE/ 3iiiE

    safe sex with a different type of gun…sams the one…7up…

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/danygirl128/ danygirl128

    That’s like a little boy wearing his daddy’s shirt! ROTFLMAO!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MissLakerGirl/ MissLakerGirl

    Finds it hilarious when a man tries to say a woman is loose and this and that when they are lacking in that department…haven’t you heard the joke/saying: puzzy got elastic in it! HAHA, don’t EVEN try it boo boo.

    But yeah, don’t put that Magnum on that not-so-magnum piece, because it’s the quickest way to give your girl a bladder infection…smfh.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/smokedoggh2o/ smokedoggh2o

    well, how bout ya bout tha magnum in ya mouth and if ya choke on it, then you’ll know its ticklin ya throat!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/smokedoggh2o/ smokedoggh2o

    How about you place the magnum in ya mouth (ladies), attempt to slide it on orally and if it tickles the back of ya throat, then you will know if he is a superhero or a power ranger!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MR_NANASTROKER/ MR_NANASTROKER

    If you value your HEALTH and your Childrens health you need 2 spare 1 hour of your time 2 view something I found very disturbing 2 say the least and it may come in2 fruition on December 31, 2009
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  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Simbagoma/ Simbagoma

    i hate condoms and I’ll never wear one.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CAROLINAGIRLSRDABEST/ CAROLINAGIRLSRDABEST

    @ Trisha_369-girl you got me lol so hard my side hurt and its true and im not mad at you-you always have some good points and a good since of humor when need.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/1sexymami18/ 1sexymami18

    LMAO!!!! Oh my God it’s true. Ironically i was talking to a guy and when I told him what I was laughing about, I said “The article is called ‘Why Do Black Men Think They Need Magnums?”. He fell silent.’Nuff said!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CHl_BAD_BlTCH/ CHl_BAD_BlTCH

    I blame these wide v****a women for making men feel insecure about their girth!

    http://www.theblacklabelsociety.com

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