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How do you tell when your boyfriend’s a jerk? Check out these tips below:

1) He gives you a verbal resume on a first date. Even if it sounds impressive, run.

2) He begins 75 percent of sentences with I.

3) He likes to talk about how successful he intends to be in the future, insisting that money won’t be an issue despite the fact that he has four roommates and no career to speak of.

4) He really wants to be famous. For something. He’s just not sure what. But something.

5) If you make suggestions about how he could be better in bed, he twists around the problem to be your fault — you’re too uptight, not relaxed enough; you must not like sex; you must have intimacy issues, etc.

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6) He refers to himself in the third person.

7) He asks you, point blank, if he’s the best you’ve ever slept with.

8 ) He talks about himself in superlatives, like “I’m the smartest guy you’ll ever date” or “My boss says I’m the best employee he’s ever had in his whole life.”

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  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CaliFemme23/ CaliFemme23

    “7) He asks you, point blank, if he’s the best you’ve ever slept with” lol

    My people..dont EVER ask this question…settin yourself up for the lies. When you’re REALLY good at it, that person wil automatically tell you. ;-)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/LastManStandingTall/ LastManStandingTall

    Women love jerks. It gives them something to complain about with their friends.

    You only need ONE sign: If your loins are moist, then you’re dating a jerk…

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/sylkiiifeather/ sylkiiifeather

    this stuff is not that d*mn hard to figure out…..

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/SoularFlarez/ SoularFlarez

    1) He gives you a verbal resume on a first date. Even if it sounds impressive, run.

    2) He begins 75 percent of sentences with I.
    _________________________________________

    women do that all the time…..making their jobs sound fly then a motherf**ker lol

    but i digress….

    SoularFlarez enjoys laughin at stoopid azz womben who not only sub-consciously attract jerks, but also tolerate jerks and then complain when they get pregnant by jerks…………

    SoularFlarez IS NOT the father because SoularFlarez gives scaliwags the vapors instead of giving them the royal-jelly :)

    but naw seriously….womben CHOOSE men….so choose quality and substance instead of empty flash……. or should I say choose fruit over cottoncandy……

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  • http://www.blackplanet.com/duncan69/ duncan69

    as a woman with any type of smarts about urself if you date a fool,jerk,jack azz or whatever name you call him then it gives you guts and gumption to look down on a smaller being.so you can brag about it to ur girls or co-workers about this fool and it makes you feel big and better.its human nature to look down on the lesser ones but it comes out at the end and then who looks like the fool then.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/2_real314/ 2_real314

    ok i thought they were going to be something like if he is always texting and answering calls when with you. half of these dont really make sense in my eyes. ” if he gives you a verbal resume on the first date” thats only telling half the story. we dare not speak on the fact that most of the time he was asked about what he does. hence the verbal resume. funny thing is that when you go on dates, isnt that the time you learn about both parties??? if he is just asking about you all the time thats where the trap is set in place… women like the fact that we show interests in them but then look up a month or two later and realize that you know nothing about the man you dating… maybe you should have let him talk about him a little more. but thats just me. i feel if you lay all the cards out up front, it makes the decision on if you will see that person again that much easier. when you go buy a car you want to know everything before buying. same fondation when it comes to dating.
    but at the end of the day there are no set rules to avoid dating mistakes or finding that one true person. its all about finding that person who best fits you, and who you are willing to compromise with for the good of both. finding love is just like finding death… when its your time its your time.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/DaintyJen/ DaintyJen

    its seems like somebody made this list while watching too many lifetime movies…

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/JazzyCreations/ JazzyCreations

    Another fabulous article from Hello Ugly…Give me a break…damn.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/richsolomon1/ richsolomon1

    No I don’t!!! It’s your fault woman!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/AsileeDotCom/ AsileeDotCom

    I’m sure someone with Down-Syndrome wrote this article.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/jhillblessed/ jhillblessed

    this is not just for men!!! I dated a woman that did 7 of these!!! lol

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/SheFly69/ SheFly69

    I can tell what a man is about when 1.) I see what he’s driving: AKA: what decent man doesn’t have a decent car? Men are defined by their wheels 2.) When I see his crib and know he’s not borrowing it for the night 3.) How’s his wardrobe and hygiene?, 4.) Does he have a Reputation
    around town for dating and dodging (hit and run) Ah, unless that’s what you’re looking for! 5.)JOB!
    6.) Any Baby Mama Drama 7.) Child Support issues 8.) Income TAx Issues 9.) Gang or underworld issues and 10.) Is he a Mama’s Boy??????? These ought to be a good start. Maybe that’s why I’m still single. LOL

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/SHYHEIM103/ SHYHEIM103

    SheFly maybe that IS why you single. What’s up with number 1?! Most intelligent men have downgraded their rides and spend the rest of their money toward investing. Everything else I agree with but number 1 was certainly uhhhhh I don’t want to say dumb, but definitely crazy!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/motortongue/ motortongue

    Hey yall know something? Do you see the look on her face while dude is on his cell phone? Well I had the same look on my face when I was dating this one women so it go both ways.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Kris_87/ Kris_87

    lmao…wow, my ex did 5 out of the 8. and that’s why he’s my ex

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/beautifullyyoung/ beautifullyyoung

    i can relate

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/2daTopnonStop/ 2daTopnonStop

    I talk in 3rd person~ and I start a lot of MY convos with I~ …&?

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Kee-tee/ Kee-tee

    This is B.S. & the argument can go both ways. That chick saying ALL decent men has a car had me rollin’! Sorry Miss, your setting yourself up for a BIG disapointment. You better stay single thinking like that. What if the guy has number 1 but fails on the other 9? You would stay right? I cant even get mad at this because none of this has anything to do with me. What usually happens is all those numbers get put out on the table has the choice to deal with it or not. A lot do. On both sides.
    C’Mon Son.
    *screws up face*

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/SexyMoneyMaker/ SexyMoneyMaker

    @ 2daTopnonStop
    I do as also, oh well guess we are just selfish feminist jerks lol j/k, but when dudes do it they tend to really over do it making things seem as if their the only person in the room– not! cant stand a selfish man though.

    its not about you, its not about me, its about us…looks like those days are long gone

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/WestsideCartelAtl85/ WestsideCartelAtl85

    SMFH at SheFly69 defining a man by his car. So you have a choice between a man with the luxury car who’s struggling or the man with a used car with his stuff together.Who’ll you pick? Looks can deceive us all.

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  • http://www.blackplanet.com/maximusspade/ maximusspade

    GOSH DAMN!,…WHO SHE DATE’N? THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE A REAL DOUCHEBAG…WHO SHE HUGG’N,…WHO YOU WANNA BE TOUCH’N….FREEK’N JERK..ME I DONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM AND SHOUT OUT FOR THE OTHER BROTHER WITH HIGH SELF ESTEEM AND QUALITYS WITH OUTSTAND MORALS WHO PUT THE LORD FIRST…AND THINK ABOUT THIER LADIES BEFORE THIER PRIDE.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Kashi101/ Kashi101

    LOL @ these. so true. iv dated men that were losers and they always did at least one of these offenses. the worst for me are the ones that give you a resume when they first meet and the “i, i, i” complex. so glad im married now and done w/ that mess

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MsPrettyLadyDiva/ MsPrettyLadyDiva

    LOL something is missing from the jerk list–

    THE GUY WHO YOU MEET ON THE INTERNET WHO THINKS THAT HIS RAP IS SO STRONG THAT YOU SHOULD THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND AND SLEEP WITH HIM BECAUSE OF HIS PROFILE PAGE.

    He is of the belief that you should be so overjoyed that he hit you up, that you should just give up the goods.

    I told someone didn’t you get the memo ?

    Yeah it is a new rule sweeping the nation here is how it goes ——-

    ——-if you can’t -Wine and Dine then you can’t Lick and Stick.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/doing_me74/ doing_me74

    I rather be jerk then kissing a females tail because everything is “I” with me because a narcissistic type of person.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/lonnyj/ lonnyj

    if i didn’t have these qualities in the list, women wouldn’t date me!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/willylandis/ willylandis

    what about signs your dating a bad women. black men never get anything on this website.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/odoggz/ odoggz

    Women love jerks, because women who love them are just as stupid. Jerks get the girls, good guys get stuck holding the bag. When a woman is washed up, she takes all her babies she made with jerks, and tries to find a good guy, so he can pay for what the jerks did.
    And if that makes a jerk, every last chick with a damn “I’m independent” speech ready, is guilty of every one of those signs!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/SheFly69/ SheFly69

    Westsidecartel-SOCIETY DEFINES A MAN WITH A CAR!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/SheFly69/ SheFly69

    WEST-I don’t! But!!!!!!! I ain’t looking to be with a brother that can’t even pay rent or have a nice car, (NOT A HOOPTIE) to pick me up for date. MY high heels ain’t made for walking!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/dontdeserveme/ dontdeserveme

    I’m with those of you who critisize these articles lack of facts,half a$$ info. & just plain stupidity of some of them. I think its time I put a resume in for this job..

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/dontdeserveme/ dontdeserveme

    But I better use spell check :-) *criticize

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