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(From shine.com)

For most guys, a kick-ass sense of humor in a woman ranks right up there with a nice rack. But some material is no laughing matter. So while it’s cool to clown around, stay away from these supersensitive topics.

1. His Future Hair Loss. With the exception of Vin Diesel and a few others, most guys with shiny chrome domes are not deemed the sexiest men alive. That’s why many guys stress about potential future loss. And if there’s even a hint of thinning, it’s certain to be a really sore subject.

2. His Paltry Paycheck. Yes, it’s a little Stone Age, but many men still like to think they can bring home the bacon. When their salaries don’t stack up, they may feel emasculated. So while you may find it funny to joke about your sugar-mama status, it’s not exactly the idea of good stand-up comedy to your guy.

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3. His Mom.  He’s allowed to goof on his mother’s muumuus, burned Bundt cake, and obsession with Dancing with The Stars—but when you chime in, it’s a different story. Guys find it disrespectful for girlfriends to rip on their moms.

4. His Member.  If you ever want his penis to come out and play again, keep any and all down-there jokes to yourself. Guys say they’re sensitive to any comments about the size, color, or shape. So stay mute about his mini-me…unless you want to characterize it as monstrous.

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  • http://www.blackplanet.com/bigwheat/ bigwheat

    Yea this stuff is true i dont care about my package i know im straight but my moms that s**t gets under my skin and a lot of black women seem to have no problem in saying the meanest of things about mom duke

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/DivineWomaninGod/ DivineWomaninGod

    lol…. i am laughing at how ya talking abt p***s joke, but ok it cool

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/bigdav14/ bigdav14

    In a lot of cases, when addressing these men you have to understand that they are insecure and very sensitive. None of these things bother me personally because I want my woman to accept me not because what is and what might not be but because my committment is to giving the best with whatever I’m working with. On the subject of Moms, If you talk about mine understand that her’s is fair game too. I’m cool with the Mom jokes only if she can take what she dishes.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/DarkSkinnedGoddess/ DarkSkinnedGoddess

    Well i’m not that insensitive but if i’m trying to experience other things because my partner is not that big and he refuses to try these things with me I can’ t be held accountable of what might flight out of my mouth

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/YOURNAWTEEGIRL/ YOURNAWTEEGIRL

    THIS POST IS DUMB IF YOU ASK ME
    ALL OF THESE ARE OBVIOUS THINGS NOT TO JOKE ABOUT IF YOU CARE ABOUT OTHERS FEELINGS

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/IWalkAlone247/ IWalkAlone247

    Oh boy….

    Well, I must admit that my oldest baby DID kinda make me feel small once…lol….it’s funny as hell though….

    I went to go see her one day and was not feeling too good about myself for not being able to provide for her and her sister…I told her that i was sorry and that I’m working on it…

    THIS FOOL!!!…..she doesn’t even think about it twice before she said it (you know kids don’t give a s**t…lol), comes out with “it’s okay, daddy…my mommy has a better job than you”….and just directed her attention back to what she was doing like it was nothing…

    I felt lower than s**t when she said that….but then when i got back on the train and got my senses together, the first thing that ran through my mind was “you little S**T!!”….lol

    Just thought I’d share that for a few chuckles….shaddap….

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/blacklight757/ blacklight757

    why aren’t “i’m pregnant” jokes and “get youself tested” AFTER sex jokes not included inthis list?

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/dennyt919/ dennyt919

    Issues such as this speak to the quality of the relationship. When you care about someone, you don’t say hurtful things or intentionally try and belittle them.
    Even men who don’t have a problem with their woman earning more, don’t want to be constantly reminded of that fact. If a person is doing the best that they can do and working hard at it, their contribution is just as important as the other partys….

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/SimplePleasure09/ SimplePleasure09

    Men are so damn sensitive. Get some thicker skin and suck it up.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Mr_Patches/ Mr_Patches

    It’s not that men are sensitive, it’s about our insecurities. The same way a woman could be insecure about her weight, or the way she wears her hair and makeup. If a large woman w***e a big red dress and I came up said “damn you look like planet Mars” but i was jk. She would be ready to slap somebody right? But if you’re guy, it would make sense to just find a woman who loves everything about you. If you love someone, why would you ever want to change them, anything about their life, or the family they come from. Unless you’re perfect you shouldn’t have too much to say about anyone.

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