This time on “Basketball Wives: LA,” Gloria met with the producers of the new web series that she’s starring in. They explained that she needed to learn ballet, martial arts, how to throw weapons and transform into a cold-blooded assassin in just two weeks. Not to mention she needed to look sexy while doing it! Gloria couldn’t help but to feel as if she was in WAY over her head. How was she going to learn how to do all of those things at the same time?
Gloria obviously needed help from her girls, and the only person who knew how to use their body in all those various ways is–Draya. Since the art of seduction is something that Draya specializes in, Draya was excited to help Gloria learn a few new things.
When she and Draya met up, it was obvious she was flat-lining in the seduction department. Things heated up between the girls when they started giving each other lap dances, and I know I wasn’t the only one wondering if this was still a lesson in exotic dancing or an excuse to have a little girl on girl action. My suspicions were confirmed when Draya told Gloria that she was sexy and “wanted to hit that” which in my eyes is more than just a little crush. The look on Gloria’s face pretty much explained how I was feeling watching this scene: she wasn’t sure whether or not to be flattered by Draya’s compliment or nervous that she was being hit on by her “friend.” From now own ladies, when Draya gives you a compliment, know that it’s more than just a compliment, but that she indeed wants to “hit that.” Matt better watch out!
Meanwhile, Queen Crazy a.k.a Jackie Christie was having a hard time dealing with her daughter Chantel moving away. Even though her daughter is old enough to leave the nest, Jackie still wanted to hold on to the fact that she was still a little girl. Jackie was even more worried because her birthday was approaching and this would be the first birthday they spent away from each other. Jackie had me a little lost on this one. Why wouldn’t she want her daughter to grow up, work to provide for herself and branch off and start her own life? However, this IS Jackie Christie we’re talking about and nothing EVER makes sense with her. Jackie’s husband Doug was just as confused as me. In the meantime, Jackie and Doug were planning another wedding and this time, they wanted to do a tribute to the Gay and Lesbian community. They decided to have their wedding at a gay bar filled with go-go dancing and wildness. This must have been the episode where everyone got in touch with their “bi-curious” side, don’t you agree?
Brooke met up with Malaysia and discussed the Bambi drama introduced to us last episode. Brooke told Malaysia that this whole situation was about a guy, and Malaysia told Brooke that she needed to fix the situation because Bambi was her friend and her loyalty lied with her.
On the other side of town,Jackie invited Draya to the tattoo parlor. Jackie Christie has officially gone off the deep end in my book. When Draya walked in, she woman was laying down on the tattoo table getting fresh ink, and not just any ol’ ink, she was getting her entire hip engraved! Draya feeling a bit awkward, sat down and began talking. Draya decided that she was going to get the girls together to meet with Jackie again and try to bring the group back together. Together they came up with the idea of having a pool party, and Draya took on the responsibility of getting all the girls together and convincing them to attend. One thing that Draya didn’t know (and neither did the rest of us) was that Jackie was also bi- friendly. In fact, the tattoo that she got INKED on her hip was the gay pride colors. When Draya asked Jackie about it, she told Draya that if she wasn’t married to Doug, she would probably go out with a lot of different people, meaning that she too has bisexual tendencies. Draya must have either been jumping for joy or crying inside at the thought that Jackie Christie, like her, was a little bicurious, but the fact that it was Jackie Christie, just made it a little awkward.
After their strange meeting, Draya decided that she would meet with Gloria and invite her to Jackie’s pool party. Before she could tell Gloria about the plan, Jackie took it upon herself to call Gloria and invite her herself. Draya was pissed! She felt as though Jackie didn’t trust her enough to get the girls together after Draya was really going to try and be on her job. Gloria was also pissed, not because of the pool party but because somehow Jackie had found out her new number!
After watching this episode, I think we can all agree that Jackie Christie is still a weirdo, and things are going to heat up in the next few episodes!
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