Comments on: 5 Things You DON’T Do/Say During Sex

By: KarmelKz

KarmelKz — Sat, 09 May 2009 04:36:19 +0000

I don’t know maybe it’s me. But either you and your man are going to get down or you aren’t. All these rules? What in the world. What kind of men have you been dating and how old are you? (Oops just read that you have a poor taste in men.)

If you’re with a man who really knows what he’s doing you are not going to have time for all this mess about ‘tell me when you’re going to come in my mouth-blah blah.’ If you’re down there working him you should know when he’s about to cum. What surprise? That man is going to handle his business and if you know what you’re doing you’re sure going to handle yours.

I’m confused about the tissue and altoid. You say you really want cum in your mouth but you just ask for a warning, yet you’re tripping about wanting him to pop an altoid after eating you out. WHOA!

You can’t be reaching your climax, too much clutter in your head. #5 I hope that you were really young and this happened a long time ago. Because I don’t care how many ‘skanks’ she has sitting outside I’m not getting up out the bed for nobody as a matter of fact back in the day I probably would have given him some just so that she could hear it. LOL

I’m in the bed with the man and I’m going to run out? NOT! Girl was on the wrong end of the stick for sure.

The worst thing that can happen is that your man can’t get it up. My 2cents worth of advice: stop hanging with your girls. Get an experienced man , creams gels and some sex toys. Have cocktails with him, forget all of these rules and get down to some real sex. If you’re going to do it, do it right or leave it alone.

Great grandma was right for sure: a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Ask the men…..

By: ELISIOUS69

ELISIOUS69 — Fri, 08 May 2009 23:26:54 +0000

nuber five is so krazy…ive had sumthing like that happen to me but it was babymama..and she was pregnat…but all hands up to the sky we diD not fuck…but i was so mad that he alouD that to happen and then go in the bathroom wit her….I JUSS LEFT I TOLD HIM I HAD TO GO

By: downsouthmayn

downsouthmayn — Fri, 08 May 2009 23:13:59 +0000

and of course there’s a peckerwood woman writing this article. but c.um to think of it, she does kinda resemble monica lewinsky……

By: shyscorpio1

shyscorpio1 — Fri, 08 May 2009 23:13:10 +0000

well the part about noisy encouragement was very interesting, but it think that should be done in consideration for your neighbors as well. dont need everybody in the building or next door knowing whats happening so please people, TURN ON A FUCKING RADIO….LOUD!!!

By: Nateli89

Nateli89 — Fri, 08 May 2009 23:00:57 +0000

number 2 is a lie.. cuz i kno sum chicks that be askin for me 2 cum in there mouth….haa

By: SoDelicious09

SoDelicious09 — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:35:54 +0000

I do have something to say but I’d rather keep it to myself. LMAO.. especially regarding number 2. So all I will say is Pretty Accurate List Ms. Ponte.

By: Ms_Lo

Ms_Lo — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:30:16 +0000

Ok let me give my opinion. I think it the funniest thing that a woman wants a man to warn her before he “shoots”. If you are good at what you do, you will know when he is about to bust. The statement that she made about wiping his mouth with a tissue and popping an altoid after he goes down on you come now you must don’t like the way you smell or taste. All in all I thought the list was pretty gr8!!!

By: Strong_Mind34

Strong_Mind34 — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:24:42 +0000

LMAO…too much…but how true:-)

By: IAmKing27

IAmKing27 — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:07:06 +0000

SuzyQ38: Whoa, wait a minute… Ummm… lol… I think I love you… lol… Just messing with you…

By: SuzyQ38

SuzyQ38 — Fri, 08 May 2009 21:50:09 +0000

IAmKing27: Good point, but most women don’t ‘shoot’ anything directly into your mouth. LOL!! I mean, seriously, a girl could choke if not given proper warning. For the record, I don’t stop, ever, even without warning, most of the time I do know it’s about to happen. Yes, I am just that damn good……. LMFAO!!!!

By: charlie358olay

charlie358olay — Fri, 08 May 2009 21:42:59 +0000

Hey I like the story you posted. It reminds me of all that happens when meeting someone new. If I may hears how the five do’s and don’ts sum up.
1.Breath–normal
2.Joy–knowledge of who your with, wether or not you want to keep around, relaxing positions keep the male in control; practice make perfect!
3.Time –consuming a perfect time of day or night, lets wak together and vibe.
4.Male Point of View–give an inch can take a mile.
5.Business–getting the business is well kept; I expect the same.

By: jagyrl23

jagyrl23 — Fri, 08 May 2009 21:37:51 +0000

ya’ll are just too funny…

By: IAmKing27

IAmKing27 — Fri, 08 May 2009 21:32:40 +0000

SuzyQ38 Okay. I can kind of feel where you are coming from, but that sounds kind of lame. lol. But on a personal note, do you tell your man, “Oh, Here it comes, Big Daddy”? lol. Or do you, squirm, twist and shake… Personally, if you are like me, I can tell when a woman is about to cum just by how her body reacts. Guys if you’re hitting that right spot, then you will know what I am talking about. Just food for thought. lol

By: IAmKing27

IAmKing27 — Fri, 08 May 2009 21:27:53 +0000

blaque_thot, I totally agree with everything you just said.

By: ninetangel

ninetangel — Fri, 08 May 2009 20:47:33 +0000

I see nothing wrong with the word moist. I use it in connection with the vagina quite frequently.

By: deucee

deucee — Fri, 08 May 2009 20:15:41 +0000

i love women who digg nails in me, mmmmmmmmmm

By: blaque_thot

blaque_thot — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:57:15 +0000

Not a bad list…the whole cum in the mouth is still a touchy subject for guys though. You could give the heads up and when you cum she pulls her head away like your jizz is toxic. I personally don’t care what she does with it as long as she keeps sucking while I cum. I mean ladies how would YOU like it if just as you started your climax he pulled his head away?

Secondly, I have NEVER been with a woman who warned me before they busted or squirted or whatever. Never! For the most part, it doesn’t matter but I find it funny that women complain about something they don’t do. But then again, that’s just my experience.

About words to use, the best I ever heard was big-d*ck-bastard but I think i prefer the moans and the tears of joy.

By: prettybowlegs06

prettybowlegs06 — Fri, 08 May 2009 18:45:38 +0000

this is too funny…

By: BabyGyrl810

BabyGyrl810 — Fri, 08 May 2009 18:28:02 +0000

lmfao…what else can i say?! *smh*

By: SuzyQ38

SuzyQ38 — Fri, 08 May 2009 18:26:08 +0000

To A_Lost_Man: We don’t complain when you unload in our mouths, we just ask for a little warning is all. A simple ‘I’m gonna cum’ is sufficient so we can prepare. :)

By: DAREALRECKLESS

DAREALRECKLESS — Fri, 08 May 2009 18:02:59 +0000

i hate women that scream too much. shyt becomes annoying after a while

By: A_Lost_Man

A_Lost_Man — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:45:46 +0000

Ok…so it’s ok for a man to taste a woman’s bodily fluids to as he “licks” her, but a woman complains when a man unloads inside her mouth? Just goes to show that the human mouth was not meant to be/go certain places (is it any different than a dog licking it’s own a**?).

By: C4pricorn

C4pricorn — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:40:44 +0000

….smh