Social Media has given people a platform to over express and over expose themselves in the most annoying ways possible. Between Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Vine, there is an abundance of over sharers who think way too highly of themselves and subject their followers to the most unnecessary and most obnoxious posts. Like the girl who gushes over her new engagement or the guy or gal who posts pics of themselves in their underclothes with the caption “Check out my new headphones.”
We’ve all been subjected to it and think about pulling out our hair when it happens. We must admit, even though we mostly hate these personalities on social media, we love poking fun at them.
Check out our reactions to these 16 social media behaviors:
The People Who Post Pictures Of Their Kids Like We Care
Ever wake up in the morning and log into you Facebook and see a big picture of little Johnny eating a messy bowl of green goo with a gushy caption that makes you want to throw up? It never ceases to amazes us how much certain parents think we want to know their child’s every move. If we wanted kids…we would have ’em!
The People Who Post Half Naked Pics For Likes
Dear women who post pics in their bras and men who snap obnoxious selfies with their pecs and abs, we do not want to see them. You look THIRSTY! Get ’em a Sprite.
The People Who Always Post Inspirational Quotes
We get it, you’re smart (so you think you are) and want everyone on your timeline to know that you are an expert Googler and can find quotes from anchient times that apply to current state of our society. Here’s the thing: we don’t give a sh*t.
The People Who Take Themselves Wayyy To Seriously
Dude, listen, it’s just Facebook!
The People Who Post Sexual Memes
It’s the middle of the day and the last thing we want to see is someone performing cunnilingus on the dinner table. Like seriously, save sex for the bedroom. What is the point of sex memes anyway? To inform your followers how good you are in bed? Or subiminaly invite them to a love-making session? Either way, hit their DM.
The People Who Calculate Their Followers
Blank stare. If you have an app that tells you how many people stopped following you, you should probably look in the mirror and realize you suck or post too many selfies or inspirational quotes. Stop getting upset over people who hit the unlike button. We don’t like it.
The People Who Take Selfies All The Time
Do you not know any other angles? You’re not even that cute.
The People Who Get Mad When They Say Good Morning & No One Says It Back
Then stop f*cking saying “Good Morning.”
The People Who Model, Sing Along To Music On InstaVideos
WHY? Do you think you’re remaking a music video? Or is that you really wanted to use your InstaVideo but had no idea what to do? Listen, they have a special place in h*ll for vain people like you!
The People Who Want You To Listen To Their Music
Did you make that song in your garage on Garage Band?
The People Who Take #TBT Too Far
You peaked in high school. Stop.
The Bathroom Models On Instagram
Instagram is not a modeling agency.
The Overbearing Naturalistas
Must we really be subjected to your twist out, length-stretching, perm bashing posts any longer?
The People Who Can’t Stop Talking About Their Engagement
The People Who Take Screenshots Of Multiple Likes From One Follower And Then Give That Follower A ‘Shoutout’
And in other we don’t give a rat’s a** news…
The People Who Have A Lyric For Every Photo Caption
You’re so clever. Not.
Enjoy some Instagram THIRST below:
The Thirst Is Real: Celebs Who Love Attention On Instagram
1. Insta-Thirst: Celebs Who Crave Attention
Thirst traps became a thing after social media took over our lives. The label is slapped on any and everyone who posts photos with the intention of gaining attention. Plain and simple. It's pure entertainment when we spot some of our fave celebs setting thirst traps. See who made the list of "Celebs Who Love Attention On Instagram."
2. Kevin Hart's Got A Hard Little Body & Wants Us To Know It
"Gym work is paying off.... #hustlehart #thinklikeamantoo #june20th #comedicrockstar #GQshit"
3. Mario...We're Gonna Need You To Get Some Water...
"Come help me burn baby... I need your love on top!!"
4. Mario Defines Thirst...The Serpent? Really?
"The Serpent | shelovvzzziiittt"
5. Mario Wants To Be Your Valentine
"Happy Vday | Ladies only | Night cap"
6. Good Lord Mario! Who Knew?
"Ladies only | I had a dream that I would play in the next spartan movie so I woke up like this | God"
7. Tyrese...We...Just...You're Thirsty
"If spreading chocolate is a crime I should get life...."
8. On Instagram Straight Flexin'
"Flexin Friday in Panama. URIV"
9. Anytime Abs Are Pictured...
Thirst is surely the reason. We see you Usher.
10. Usher's Loves Gold
"By NY, Hello ATL...#imsocold" We get is Usher, you've got great things.
11. Remember Deelishis From Flavor Of Love...Yeah, She Sets Up Traps All DAY!
"🙀WHAT THE!!!!!!!!!!! MY #WCW @iamsodeelishis GOT THEM YOGA PANTS ON GEEESH!!!!! LOL!!!! #KOD-DETROIT POPPIN OFF TONIGHT!!!! 😹💪👌🙌🎉☀"
12. Devil In A Red Dress
"SOMEWHERE BETWEEN I WANT IT & I GOT IT... @upgradefashion💃"
13. Three Times The Thirst
Deelishis wants to know, "CAN I BE YOUR SEXY LIL VALENTINE???💋💋💋"
14. Girl On Girl Is Always The Thirstiest
"MY SEXY VALENTINES DATE LAST NIGHT IN AUGUSTA @purplekizzez 👭💋❤"
15. Deelishis Causes Thirst From All Angles
"DRESS BY @ms_ceoplatinumdiva519 SHOES BY @SteveMadden HAIR BY @limelightextensions"
16. Lance Gross Knows That Anytime A Man Bites His Lip & Smiles...
A thirst angel gets its wings. "Bite smile"
17. Lance Gross Has Been In The Gym & We're Parched
"No days off. Re shaping starts now. #Noherballifeneeded"
18. Modest Thirst?
Is Luke James trying to cover up his beautiful body?
19. So...About Those Pants...
Unbuttoned pants on Instagram=Thirst Trap
20. Are We Thirsty For Counting His Abs?
One of the commenters said it best, "#Burberry so necessary"
21. We Love A Man Who Plays Music
Luke James knows the way to a woman's heart--playing guitar, shirtless. We're thirsty.
22. Burberry? But Where Are Your Clothes Luke James?
"#lukekames | Burberry"
23. Trey...You Know Exactly What You're Doing
"Thanks Calvin Klein for the delivery 😝 #MyCalvins"
24. Thirst Traps Are All About The Angles
And this pic is soooo not about the Calvins
25. This Is Not What A Calvin Klein Meeting Looks Like
"Meeting with @CalvinKlein right now! Tell em wsup!! #needanotherbillboard #TriggaAlwaysInCK"
26. Who Knew Tracee Put Out Thirst Traps?
"I'm not the type to post booty pics...I love my body but I try not to objectify it! But today I wanna...so I made a damn collage! The pic on the right made me nauseous the first time I saw it. I thought my face looked crazy but the pic is always popping up somewhere so I'm embracing it...crazy eyes, bra bulge and all!!! #IWokeUpLikeThis #FeelingFrisky #Freedom2014"
27. Rihanna's Trip To Brazil Was Parched
So she decided to post several pictures, letting us know how thirsty she was.
28. Brazilian Butt Lift?
We've seen almost every inch of RiRi's beautiful body and even though we think she's thirsty for posting, we're thirstier for looking...repeatedly.
Rihanna posted a million photos of herself graining on this wood...
30. Even Rihanna Admitted To Doing The Most
"I wasn't gonna post this...but I figured my smile made this a tad less than "the most" lol @gomillionandleupold"
32. Side Boob Thirst
Rihanna remembers that time she was in UK Esquire and we're like...damn. "#flashback uk esquire bts #mtfphotography"
33. Legs For Days
Climb these long stems and you're surely going to be thirsty by the day's end.
34. Fireside Makes Us Thirsty
Rihanna's celebrating her 26th birthday in Aspen and has no problems creating thirst traps. "#cabinlife"
35. Beyonce's Body Is The Thing Thirst Is Made
Beyoncé at Solange's event in NYC – Feb. 12 #1MSQFT #SaintHeron
36. You Can't Dance Too Close, The Thirst Might Get Ya!
"Beyoncé at Solange's event in NYC - Feb. 12 #turnup"
37. No One Can Make Thirst Happen Like King Bey
17.2K likes later and we're like...pass the water.
38. Yonce All On HIs Mouth
Beyonce's making us all thirsty for a "Yonce" phone case.
39. Kim Kardashian's Got The Ring & She's Bragging About It
40. Kimmy Kakes With Her BFF Blac Chyna
Can we say ABS?! Sheesh!
41. CAKE CAKE CAKE!
We get it Kim, you body is bangin' and so is Blac Chyna's, so why do you feel the need to set up a thirst trap?
43. Kris Jenner On The Pole
Can someone say, "THIRST?"
44. Kim's Relaxing
In a very thirsty way
45. A #TBT Photoshoot For Kim
And we're like...thirst much?