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The Kardashian Illuminati Christmas Card

We aren’t quite sure what the h*ll the Kardashians were thinking when they came up with this year’s idea for a Christmas card but they should be bludgeoned with a large metal object because it just sucks. With Kim Kardashian climbing the staircase of fame, Bruce Jenner locked away in a tube, Kris Jenner waving her hands like a queen and the rest of the gals glamorously out of place, the card is just a clusterf*ck of neon Illuminati signs. Where’s the Christmas tree? Where’s the lights, snow or holiday cheer? We get it, you guys drink kitten blood and are eternally ah-mazing, now run along and go be regular!

In other Kardashian news, Kris Jenner is “proud” of Kim Kardashian’s topless scenes in “Bound 2” despite claims that she was disturbed. ‘It’s a complete fabrication and not true. None of those statements are [true] and are completely made up, she told MailOnline. “I am extremely proud of my daughter Kim, and also very proud of her fiance Kanye West. He is extremely talented and incredibly artistic,” she continued.

Well we hated it.

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