Instead of being jealous about Kim Kardashian’s new “relationship” with hip hop royalty, Kanye West, Kris Humphries is offering Yeezy advice. Considering Kris Humprhies wasn’t able to keep Kim wifed up, he’s evidently learned from his mistakes in their short-lived marriage and wants to help Kanye. Interesting. Humphries’ advice comes off as passive aggressive insults, but are true enough for Kanye to take heed.
Check out the advice Humphries is giving Kanye.
1. Once A Cheater, Always A Cheater
Amber Rose told Star Magazine a few months ago that Kim and Kanye were cheating on she and Reggie Bush with one another. Amber called Kim a “homewrecker.” And we all know the saying, “How you get them is how you lose them.” Kris hopes Kanye isn’t expecting Kim to be 100% faithful to him. As long as he knows that her cheating is a reality, he’ll keep her. But something tells me Kanye’s probably not going to be 100% faithful to Kim. So maybe the two will have an understanding?
2. Perfect Timing
Like all of us, Kris is suspicious of the timing of Kim and Kanye’s not-so-secret rendezvous. Evidently Kanye will be releasing a new album this spring and he’s already released new singles surrounding he and Kim’s presence in the news. Also, a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashian is coming in May.
3. Drink The Kardashian KoolAid
A source close to Humphries says that he “wonders if Kanye is going to drink the ‘Kardashian Kool Aid’ as he calls it, because if you aren’t a family member and don’t fall in line with what Kris Jenner dictates, you are persona non grata.” Maybe Kris didn’t drink the Koolaid, which left him out in the cold. Kanye may be favored by Kris Jenner because he’s just like Kim when it comes to fame and the chasing the spotlight.
4. Life Imitating Art
Humphries mentioned that even though Kanye came at him in “Theraflu,” he’s a fan of his music. Humphries enjoys listening to Kanye’s “Golddigger” and that the lyrics, “Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger/When I’m in Need/But she ain’t messin’ with no broke ni**as” delight him. A source close to Humphries says Kris is having a lot of fun listening to that song, and he thinks that Kanye and Kim truly do deserve each other. Sounds like a dig to me.
1. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian
the socialite is rumored to be dating the New Jersey Nets player
2. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
spotted at Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills (January 2011)
3. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian 
Meet Kim's latest beau.
4. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries 
Shopping For Tuxedos
5. Kim Kardashian
With fiance, Kris Humphries
6. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries 
Kim Kardashian's Bachelorette Party
7. Kourtney, Kim Kardashian + Kris Humphries
at the Abbey Dawn Spring 2012 show during New York Fashion Week (Sept 2011)
8. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian 
on the "Tonight Show With Jay Leno" (October 2011)