To be a man, you need the proper training and development. To be a husband, you must decide that being a man is not enough. To be in a successful relationship with a woman, a man must gain an advanced understanding. Here is that understanding:
Elective Courses (required, though)
Relationships 101: Fighting Your Woman
Class Description: Any and all men, past, present and future, that put their hands on a woman are punks. Putting your hands on a woman is inexcusable. The only reason that a man would hit a woman is because that man is afraid of that woman.
If you are one of those men and you think that a woman can whip you in a fight, then I can see you striking first out of fear. You are scared. Otherwise, a man should have a certain swagger about himself when it comes to physical confrontation with a woman. Take me, for example. My swag won’t allow me to hit a woman because it would not be a fair fight. I have been struck by at least three different women during my Ho-ing days and not one time did I ever feel compelled or contemplate hitting any of them back. I have a supreme confidence that I would tear a woman limb from limb in a one-on-one fight. ALL MEN SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY. My wife would need her sister, her mother, my sister and mother and at least two friends for me to even consider the bout . . . and even then, they would have to catch me after a long day in the yard and off-guard sleeping to have a chance.
201: Arguing With Your Woman
Class Description: “If your woman is always arguing with you, it’s because she thinks that you are a woman.” Think about it, men don’t argue with each other. If I have a problem with another man, we are not going to argue about the problem. He is going to run and hide or get smashed. So when arguments break out between man and woman, man is unprepared and untrained for this activity. Women love to argue, this is what they do. They argue with their family, friends, co-workers, whoever, whenever, wherever. You mustn’t let them pull you into this activity. When they argue with us we are immediately at a disadvantage. They will win the argument because we will run out of patience and become upset and there’s nothing that we can do about it.
We are not built for this interaction of emotional expression. Sit down, shut up and listen to your woman. She is going to tell you what the problem is. You just have to figure out how to solve it or at least meet her halfway. During your “Shut Up & Listen Process” you are developing your resolution. As a man, when we speak, we have got to be saying something of meaning. We can’t just be talking. We can’t just be going back and forth with them. She says something and then we say something . . . that’s not manly.
301: Disrespecting Your Woman
Class Description: Do you think that you are more of a man because you disrespected a woman? I have never called a woman the “B” word to her face. No need to. Why would I lower myself to where she already is, if that’s the case? I have never called a woman a “ho” to her face. I have never purposely embarrassed a woman. Never made a woman feel ashamed or feel bad in public on purpose. I have never tried to “show out” in front of her family or friends or my family or friends. I have never cussed out or loud-talked a woman in public. I don’t even cuss at women in private. Ladies, if your man cusses at you he does not respect you. Men if you cuss at your woman then you don’t respect yourself. You chose her. What men have to understand is that disrespecting a woman reflects badly on us.
401: Loving Your Woman
Class Description: Many men don’t know what love is. Either we couldn’t feel it or we didn’t understand it or we couldn’t recognize or acknowledge it. Therefore many of us don’t know how to love until we have first lost love. Loving for men does not come as naturally as it does for women. Men, we have to work harder at loving our woman. Accept that. We have to actually try to love. We have to put forth a great effort to love. We have to want to love at a higher level. We have to make a decision, we have to make up our minds that we have to love our woman the absolute best we can. What I challenge men to do is think about that person you love the most . . . and love your woman twice as much as you love that person. That’s right, love your woman twice as much as you love your mother, father, kids, granny or anyone or anything else. If you love the Dallas Cowboys or the Los Angeles Lakers then you must figure out how to love your woman twice as much as you love that stuff/junk. We have to show our women love and we have to tell our women that we love them. The first thing that men have to accept about loving their woman is that no one else compares, it’s not even close.
501: Protecting Your Woman
Class Description: My woman has a force field around her called Steven James Dixon. Nobody bet not touch her! As far as her protection is concerned, I am a combination of the Secret Service, S.W.A.T. (Steven Will Attack Threats to Lamechia) and King Kong. I protect my wife from all things including me. I try my best to never be the cause of her heartache or pain. Not only do I try my best to keep my wife out of harm’s way, I also try my best to keep disappointment, frustration and confusion at a five meter distance from my wife. So when my wife’s company downsized and she came home upset I met her at the door and said to her, “You need not worry Boo. Money and bills are not your concern. You are a Helper. I am responsible.” The buck stops here. I will have/devise/figure/execute a plan to save the day! I am the Problem Resolution Department.
– Classes Within Your Major –
621: “She Won’t Let Me Be A Man”
Class Description: I have never had this problem. A woman cannot take a man’s manhood, only he can give it away. What I hear when a man says this to me is, “I have done some things wrong in the past that have caused her disappointment and in the process she lost respect for me and I have not rectified the situation nor regained her respect. She does not respect my leadership because I failed her.” Being a man is knowing how to lead a woman. If you can’t lead then she can’t follow. (I will give leadership examples in the graduate level courses.) If she has to let you be the man then that means one of two things: She is more woman than you are man or she is already the man and she does not need you to fill that role. Which also means that you are an old and outdated model and you will be replaced.
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