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Want to meet some weird people? The online dating pool is their watering hole. One thing great about the Internet is that it allows people from all over the world to communicate with the mere click of a button and tap of a keyboard. The second great thing about the Internet is that it allows people to post and join blogs of common interests publicly for Internet surfers to see. The third great thing about the Internet is that it presents the rest of the surfing population these watering holes to find, providing for a great laugh! 

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Take a dip into the world of weird dating sites where every niche, every weird habit has found its place. The community of online dating weirdos is waiting for you.  Get your feet wet by checking out some of the most bizarre online dating websites the Internet has to offer!

1. Dating Inmates: Inmate.com, a site for matching you up with inmate penpals. Hey, you’ll always know where they are! And whom does conjugal visit sex not turn on? Maybe the goal here is to help the illiterate become literate with the use of a computer. But still, there are programs out there for that. Ever hear of Hooked On Phonics?  If developing a loving, close, and caring relationship with someone who is doing 30 to life, be my guest. If you want to remain safe, take my advice. Adventure to the site and get a good laugh at all the weirdos who have tumbled into this bizarre twisted world of inmate dating.

2. Grab your sow and laptop: FarmersOnly.com, a site exclusively for farmers in hopes to find a farmer partner. Sorry Betsy, but going to have to milk ya later! I’m looking for some human companionship now!  

3. What the f***?: Dailydiaper.com, a site where people, no, WEIRDOS who like to wear diapers come in search of other diaper wearing in desperate need of medical help individuals. I guess they got tired of having to ask their dates to change them in the middle of dinner and learned its time to hook up with another diaper friendly pal! When you and your partner both soil yourselves at the table no judgments can be passed between the two. Now, Mr. and Mrs. Jones who were awarded with the pleasure of sitting to the table next to you might have some distinct aromas filtering up their nostrils coming from your direction, and it’s not your red wine or marinara sauce! Judgments will be made! The site is free to join. Now use it to pay for a therapist!

4. My name is Kevin and Spot?: DateMyPet.com, a site where users are asked to set up dating profiles for their pets. This site not only matches people up on their own compatibility, but, also on that of their pets. You know of a “Cat Lady?” Well, I’m sure she’ll be found on this bizarre site.

5. Humans beware: nerdpassion.com, is a site for E.T to meet E. Tette. Don’t wet yourself (and if you do just ask diaper.com for some back up) but all those Spock and Kilngon loving nerds out there will not have to wait for the next convention to meet your soul mate. I searched the profiles, and some men and women are not too bad on the eyes. Alien or Human? We’ll that’s up to you to tell.

 6. You’re a Freak: tallfriends.com, is a place for all the freakishly tall to come together and meet the rest of the freakishly tall population. How’s the weather up there?

 

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