Here’s actress/comedian Neicy Nash on the red carpet at Bravo’s A-List Awards.

Damn Neicy, PUT THEM AWAY!

As a person with a lot of junk under the hood, I know how easy it is to make a chic dress look TOTALLY tasteless in 30 seconds or less, just by exposing more of the twins than should be exposed at a classy event. So I know how hard it is to find a chic dress, Neicy, but sheesh. One fierce wind and someone’s gonna get an eyeful of Nash and Prizes!

What do you think of her dress?

Here’s an example of low-cut done right!